(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 749

I’ll send an SOS to the world...

 

y'all can't tell me you've never been too pressed for time you didn't eat while on the toilet

 

No because I like to be sanitary and hygienic. Even the thought of doing that makes me feel nauseated.

 

That might only be you @bigmike lol I've never even brought food into the bathroom with me even to just set on the counter or something. Bathroom is a no food zone.

 

Ive always thought it was weird when people can’t even have food in a bathroom. I’ll eat on the toilet, don’t see what the big deal is tbh

 

This is blowing my mind. It's never even occurred to me to eat while taking a shit and here are multiple people saying they've done it. What a world.

 

y'all are a bunch of filthy fucks

 

It's not like you're eating out of the toilet... lol there's no more bacteria in the air in the bathroom than any other room in a house, not to mention outside

 

it's admittely worse. look it up.

8 Really Gross Mistakes You Make in the Bathroom

 

Eating outside is always a terrible experience. Never the right temperature, wind blows the napkins around so you have to use your drink to weigh them down, your napkins then get wet, the waitress neglects you because you’re outside, oh god it sucks.

 

Eating in a bathroom is not even in the 10 worst decisions I've ever made which probably says more about how terrible I have been for most of my adult life

 

The thread now demands this top ten list be created and shared. You have opened Pandora's Box.

 

1. join chorus.fm

 

she said let's just be friends.

 

I've definitely eaten while on the toilet cause I was in a rush

 

not even a little surprised that you'd do this

 

shit. well, I genuinely applaud you for trying. at least now there's no guessing.

 

thanks, Dylan.

 

2 through 10: try to converse with dylan

 

all good points

 

you just seem like the type

 

I don't even know what that means. "Hey, that guy...he seems like he'd eat while he goes to take a shit." I don't do it all the time, but I'm not beneath it if I gotta do it for the sake of time. A dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do.

 

it means exactly that.

 

*immediately downloads tinder*

 

this tweet hurts me