(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 747

I fucked a ketchup bottle, twice.

 

and it's staying that way

 

Hahahaha

 

Love it

 

dylan, failing again, per usual.

 

Got rejected by a girl I was really into last week, but she didn't like The Last Jedi so I guess it was for the best.

 

Good riddance

 

another turning point a fork stuck in the road

 

just poking in to say i approve of the thread title.

 

You okay bud?

 

we made out and agreed we need to stop letting the frustration build walls between us cus it lead to this today, but to say rebuilding is needed... understatement lol.

 

Would it be wrong to ask for clarification on the mechanics of this? Like, logistically, how?

 

reading this thread is therapeutic, as it is a consistent embodiment of all of my least favorite parts of relationships

 

elena recently reached out via handwritten, mailed letter. she apologized for pretty much everything she had ever done to me at great length. she made it clear she wants me in her life and has asked that i spend time with her in a group setting to alleviate pressure. i would really like to do this if for no other reason than i really miss our mutual friends.

 

how soon is it too soon to dutch oven a significant other?

 

Should be done on first date

 

guess i have some making up to do

 

I dutch-ovened my gf i think 4 months in? Unbeknowst to myself though, but it woke her up. This is all way more info thanany of you need, but she thought it was hilarious

 

Been a bit of a weird day for me. Back in England this morning the judge signed off on my divorce, so six weeks from now I'll get the final piece of paper and it'll be over. Mixed emotions between being glad its finally ending and I won't have to think about it any more and also very emotional that I fucked up an 11 year relationship.

Hoping I'll learn from my mistakes

 

keeper.

I used to do this with my friend when I slept over.

 

That’s all you can do at this point. I’m sorry to hear all of that went down though. Keep your head up. Everything will be alright.

 

cheers mate

 

i told the coworker i liked her on snapchat and she ignored it then she post on her story that someone she was seeing was having sex with other girls

 

For the first time in ages, I've matched a cute, interesting woman on Tinder. It's at that point that I realised that I've got no motivation to deal with the situation and may be a bit fatigued with trying to engage strangers online. She is responding and has laughed at how shit my conversation is, but I'm definitely tanking. Bollocks.

 

You told her on Snapchat?