(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 71

I honestly think it makes it worse once you have heard your own children call you "daddy", once that happens the word is off limits in the bedroom for me (it was before but very very very off limits now)

 

I have no real opinion on Daddy except that it's weird

I do have an opinion on butthole pencils. They're bad.

 

I was handcuffed to a bed recently and all I could think of was how my left arm was awkwardly placed and I needed to move it.

 

Don't get me wrong. I like it, I just can't do it.

 

Still no.

 

This is a brag

 

It really really hurt tbh. I still had the mark when I woke up the next morning.

 

One time I had a certain article of clothing in my mouth.

 

blindfolds are kinda tight too.

 

@ChaseTx did you put the pencil in your butt?

Pencils don't just fall into butts.

 

You had a glove in your mouth?!

 

I have mixed feelings about daddy could be creepy but sometimes works, mommy would make someone walk through a wall like Looney tunes

 

SUre!

 

That's a sign that you successfully got sexed up.

 

I've had awful items of clothing in my mouth @St. Nate that's no post.

 

No pencil is born a butthole pencil,
for some it's fate,
but for most it's simply circumstance

 

Yikes. Why would you still have sex with her then? And again a second time?

 

I've never been tied up before. Maybe one to try.

 

At a certain point, once it has gone on for a long time, one just begins thinking about the indifference of the universe to humanity. Or at least I do.

 

Sorry Daddy

 

It was on the bed and found it's way gently in there by some mystical lottery

 

It was OJ's glove.

 

I can't stop laughing at butthole pencil.

 

It is.

 

Which end was it?