(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 70

Yup. With colleagues no less!

 

That would fucking creep me out, hahaha

 

if a girl ever calls me daddy it is over, once i finish

 

I had an ex that would always like playfully make jokes (similar to st Nates "Whee" story) and that was my favorite partner. Was always fun and lighthearted and didn't ever border on awkward like dirty talk tends to

 

That's how I feel about it, too.

 

I met two girls who were best friends in a bar. Chatted away, bar closed used the old line of "I have loads of beer back at my flat, come have a drink".
I thought i'd get with one of them, two was a bonus.


I don't think the girls are friends now...

 

One time there was a pencil on the bed and it accidentally went somewhere it doesn't belong

Meaning my butt

 

I tried a threesome once and bailed bc I just wasn't into it.

 

fixed.

 

I have absolutely nothing against dirty talk. At all. But the daddy thing is over the line, hahah

 

Oh... there was a lotta dirty.

 

I'm terrible at dirty talk.

 

Dirty talk with my wife has only worked once and it was bc both super drunk. And we've been married over a year and it was still awkward the next morning

 

I got asked to have a threesome once and said no, was too intimidated by the idea because of my lack of confidence at the time.

Also one girl I dated revealed to me about 3/4 of the way through our relationship that when she was with her last boyfriend she tried to have a threesome with my sister which she declined, but still made me feel super uncomfortable knowing that hahaha

 

her and I did it for the first time while watching Gingerbread Man starring Gary Busey and that's a weird connection to have to such a horrible, horrible movie

 

I think saying "wocka wocka wocka" in the Fozzie Bear voice qualifies as dirty talk.

 

god yes you got it

 

I know that you like it Daddy. You're the Boss of me.

 

Haven't we all had this conversation before?

 

I had sex with a guy who had a regular conversation with me. Like how was your day, what did you do blah blah blah. Or either he would ask me 50 times during sex if I like that. He was exhausting.

 

Why the hell did she tell you that

 

What if you're a father and your partner calls u daddy bc they're proud of u. @ Dustin and @ChaseTx weigh in on this pls

 

I guess she thought I was too comfortable with her and wanted to show her desire for the rest of my family tree

 

Yes, hahah. Some people just seem to be totally against dirty talk but I actually like it.