(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 69

It definitely makes the morning more awkward if you don't know them.

 

I feel like that's the hardest part of even asking someone out. One time I specifically asked a girl on a date and she said yes and when I picked her up she said "So this isn't like a date right?"

 

imagine if my girl says that when i pick her up from the airport

 

It's worse still when you know that both of you only did it because you were hammered.

"Okay, I think I'm going to go."
"Yup."
"Bye then."
"Bye."

*checks clock*

7:08am.

 

"Well I guess I know how much WoW I'm playing now"

 

yeah it would be a blessing in disguise ive got 6 more characters to get to 100 before the new expansion

 

I think the funniest thing that's happened was this one time where I was on top and we were positioned weirdly on my bed. Like we'd probably fall off. So I re-positioned us. But as I did it she grabbed on to me by the back of my neck and basically hung off of me screaming "WHEEEEEEEEEE!" Then we both laughed.

 

There was a girl I had a crush on that I almost asked out last week and then I realized "I have enough money for Overwatch" and instead of going on a date with her I used that money on Overwatch and it was a great call

 

this should probably be renamed to the sex/world of warcraft thread

 

She ended up lying about not having a boyfriend too so double kill Play Of The Game

 

I had Family Guy on in the background once and had to stop from laughing so hard, no I make sure no comedies are on because man did it ruin the moment.

 

It's a good thing you didn't have a comedy on

 

This is the greatest post on chorus dot fm.

 

Ah the .gif that keeps on .giffing

 

Had a similar issue to this. Got kind of playful with my then girlfriend while we had a DVD on. When the episodes ran out, it went back to the title screen, which included a short reel, part of which was a loud fart. Had to get off the bed and turn that bastard off.

 

I'm literally standing outside a pub pretty drunk laughing at that post. Table flip I swear to god you're ruining me.

 

At the swinger's club, my partner and I switched off with a couple we'd met earlier. As she and the guy were getting into it, he was making wrestler noises. The woman I was with was shouting about loads and so forth. It took us out of it and we looked over, our eyes met and we both let out a laugh. Good times. It is important to share those moments with the people you love.

 

I won't lie, even though I made the post I'm hysterically laughing about it

 

U earned it tableflip

 

when i was 15 i was making out with my girlfriend and fresh prince was on and i kept laughing

 

My friend had drunk sex once and stayed at this girls house. He had to get up at like 4am cause he felt sick. Threw up in all over their kitchen before he made it to the bathroom. He's still slammered and not thinkin' right, hears her roommate coming to the kitchen and instead of cleaning up/apologizing he just dips out the front door out of sheer embarrassment.

Anyway, karma is a bitch. He left his wallet there and had to meet up with them the following day

 

Anyone ever had a threesome before?
Great idea on paper, but the logistics are really difficult.

 

Same but the scene where Will is asking Uncle Phil why his dad doesn't want him

(this didn't really happen)

 

No, was very close but my girlfriend caught feelings and wasn't as prepared as she thought she was.

 

I figure people don't like having sex with me. I'm not serious at all. I hate doing dirty talk except for saying harder or right there or something. If he says call me daddy I'd stop right there and gtfo of there.