(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 67

That is how

 

I was twenty-nine the first time I had to run out and get Plan B for a partner. Her IUD had reached its lifespan and it was a time between her having it replaced.

 

You can't get pregnant if you're drunk right?

 

pulling out works 70% of the time folks, as a gambler ill take those odds

 

this legit made me spit water out of my mouth at the diner I'm at

so thanks

 

Holy shit at some of your guys' stories, you animals! I don't know if I have the balls, pun intended, to have risky business in public. But kudos to you guys, it does sound exciting.

I'm so proud of this thread, it's one of the best ones on Chorus.

Being 24, almost 25, and single I've come to accept that it's increasingly likely I'm going to end up being a step-parent

 

it made me fire up world of warcraft so i know exactly where you're coming from

 

nah, that's only if the girl is on top. it's just basic gravity

 

Or underwater

 

I heard if it's underwater you could drown the potential babies, you murderer life begins at lack of contraception

 

yeah you might wanna start playing it safe champ

 

feels so diluted. no thank you. not feeling it in the shower either.

 

That's just science.

 

ya'll a bunch of freaks

 

Speaking of condoms in the wind...

 

This is how I had my child:
Her: "We should have a baby"
Me: "Okay"

I was very naive and impressionable

 

I think underwater is how mermaids happen

 

Alcohol sterilizes everything.

 

Shower is 100% better than the ocean or pool.


Oh yeah, those were two other public times. The public beach one was VERY public

 

Exactly. That's why you gotta stay drunk...just to be safe.

 

Have never and prob will never do it drunk. I don't drink anyway so I guess it's easy to avoid but still

 

Shower is overrated for sure

I mean yes people look better wet, but there's not much room to maneuver

 

Did it in a tiny ass shower on a cruise ship once. I hit my head like 20 times bc the shower was so small.

 

Plus it ends in me slipping and ripping down shower curtains or is that just my experience?

I can't keep getting new shower curtains every time we wanna get going

 

Drunk sex is great.