(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 624

Dude, I am 5'3" and three quarters, you don't know what's it like to be this out of the game.

 

I still have a major crush on a friend of mine. I just can't shake it. And another friend literally called me out in the car yesterday and said "you know y'all are gonna get married one day." And I was like...damn. Can't bring myself to try anything yet...purely out of being afraid of the repercussions, haha.

 

hate it when my girl eats mustard with her hands

 

What about A1?

 

It's nearing fall season and that is the time I'm like hmm would be nice to get my rom com on and go to a pumpkin patch and watch movies with someone. Like I'm gonna do these things with friends so it's cool but when u go to a corn maze or something and its cold it's just nice to have someone close to shiver into lol.

Side note, I'm listening to crj's Love Me Like That on repeat and singing along so passionately like I'm going thru a heartbreak rn but she's just making me feel things!!

 

It's definitely the time of year to try finding someone. I think autumn is probably my favourite time to be in the hunt. There's a lot of fun stuff goes on (bonfire night is a really sad one to be alone for). Also, this time of year is kind of romantic in itself, as it's sort of beautiful and cold.

Like me, but beautiful.

 

All this asexual talk makes me excited for you guys to see the new season of Nathan For You.

 

I am a sexual.

 

yo I hate myself for real

I'm still trying to talk to this girl at my work when I know it will go no where.

I even walked her to her car today since we both got out of work at the same time and I was like whyyyyy.

 

A little late but: I'm sad and single when I think about it. I try not to think about and honestly for w/e reason it works well enough...like w/e. Never been in a serious relationship tbh.

 

Backstreet Boys voice
Yeah yeah

 

I just went out on a sort of date with this really sweet girl but I feel like I'm not nearly as attracted to her as I wish I was. Idk I just wanna fall in love, I feel so uninspired and the infatuation stage of dating is so conducive to making great art that I find myself chasing that feeling. I think I could really like her if I try. But should you have to try?

 

Nah prolly not

 

Yeah I don't think so. But there was a time in the past where I slept with this girl for a few months just to feel something, and because it had been almost a year since I was with someone. So I don't know, could boost your confidence?

 

I just spit out my fucking drink

 

Bunch of people at work are getting married this month so I was at the store buying cards and gift bags and the cashier goes "lots of birthdays!" And I corrected her (side note - all the cards said "congrats and had wedding shit on them. Who the fuck would get that kind of card for a birthday you stupid idiot) and she says, "yeah, a lot of my friends got married this year too. But I'm still very single!" And I just about died trying to keep from laughing hysterically.

Who says that shit to a stranger. Felt like a scene out of a movie.

 

Not worth it

 

that may be the greatest thing I've ever heard. legitimately jealous you got to experience that.

 

I think the Master of None episode where they're playing in the park really made me long for a fall romance. It just looks right

 

I found out today the girl at my work has never seen Master Of None and I told her to go watch it because it's amazingggg.

 

sry was just having a rough day

 

Can someone please explain this to me?

 

One time a customer almost hit me with a door but caught it and said "I just saved your life." I instinctively replied, "next time don't."

 

Super single, have been for years. I thought for a while it was because the last one ended so rough, but it's also because super busy law student. I'm not at all against being in a relationship, but I want it to be with the right person. I don't feel like I need to date the first person who stays still long enough.
I'm also blind, which can be interesting (had tinder dates cancel/walk out when they find out). Their loss, because I have a super cute guide dog named Howard, and he's the man!