(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 622

I'm the shortest one in my family. My parents are both tall and I ended up slightly below average. I guess it's nice tho. I tend not to think about it, but reading the comments in here reminds me that it's not a hangup with finding a partner. Like all my taller friends exclude so many men from the dating pool cause of height, but I guess most guys I encounter are taller than me anyway so it's not something I ever really encountered or thought about. And conversely, a lot of men exclude tall women cause they're insecure, but I've never dealt with that either. So... short/average privilege?? idek.

 

so like how was having a wedding at the shire?

 

i'm sorry i love you

 

Gollum over here is merely inquiring about his precious

 

true story: I do an incredible sméagol/gollum voice

 

Savage!

 

you're doing me a kindness by validating that awful joke, please follow me to all other threads and follow suit

 

Why you gotta do us short people like that?!

 

Before the topic changes, just wanted to add I'm 6'.


Also, received an email from SO that she wants to look at buying a new house with me on Monday. Like we haven't even lived together for 6 months and you're talking about buying a new house? For 450k?

 

Is living together the problem?

 

Lmao. I decided to grab a burger and beer before heading home and I sit at the bar and this pretty attractive woman in what I believe to be her 40's leaves her table and sits next to me and says, "ok, well, I just sampled every beer so tell me what one you're interested in and I'll tell you what I think." So we get to chatting for a minute and then I get my beer and I go outside. About thirty minutes later I guess she's leaving and she finds me and asks what beer I ended up going with lol. We chat for a minute and she was super jovial and sweet and part of me thinks of asking her to join me for a drink later....buuuuuut I'm a wimp and said bye hahah. iSuck

 

This should be a new app for the iPhone X

 

Well in all likelihood, you can go back and she'll probably be there

 

I can't believe we just roll-called our heights for 3 pages. Is no one getting laid?!

by the way I'm 5'8.

 

Not sure if you're just joshin, but she didn't work there, she was just some rando

 

I know I thought it was weird too

6'2"

 

I wasn't. I just figured if she knew you might come back she'd show up randomly sometimes. Plus if she tried all the beers she's bound to like the place right?

 

V tru

 

It's for those nights when you feel a bit down about a decision you made/didn't made, so you open the app and get to read user submitted stories of dating failure.

Or it just opens this thread. Same diff.

 

Can you make yourself asexual? I feel like life might be a bit easier

 

I miss when this thread was filled with sad lonely emo kids trying to help lift one another's spirits on AP. Everyone's all married and having kids now.

 

Still sad and emo, just a little less lonely

It gets (marginally) better, @Whatjuliansaid !

 

That margin is so marginal tho

 

In @Colby Searcy 's case, it gets.....
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get it?

 

I'm sorry Colby, I can't believe it's not butter