(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 617

I'm at a cafe and this couple just sat adjacent to me and it's literally like they came here just to argue. This guy is such an ass and so combative. I honestly have a pit of anxiety in my stomach right now. It's like everything this guy is saying is super negative. Yikes.

This has been your weekend people watching update

EDIT: If anyone in here watches Twin Peaks, this feels like one of those random Roadhouse conversations from season 3. You know what I mean.

 

Things are official

 

Officially LAME (jk love u)

 

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also ashley came over to my place for the first time last night. I made lemon pepper chicken thighs, melty potato discs, and smoked mozzarella stuffed mini peppers. We drank a lot, she talked for like an hour straight and made plans to go rock climbing together in a couple weeks. I'll post more in the other thread....:D

 

What's new with you, man? I've been staying out of this thread as I literally have nothing going on for me in this department lol. Last I heard you were gettin a little serious with that one girl but you were also conflicted because you noticed some reoccurring patterns within yourself that weren't necessarily positive. Tl;dr me if you wanna

 

Hey. Timing.

 

After posting about it and getting feedback from those who responded, it's just something I'm going to have to try really hard to be very aware and conscious about. We talked about it somewhat last night I remember (I was really drunk) so she knows kind of now

 

Hopefully rock climbing is romantic for you because it wouldn't be for me

 

A buddy of mine proposed to his now wife while rock climbing. He fell and pretended to be hurt then BAM got up on one know and popped the ring out.

 

Neither of us are very romantic. We both like doing more partner-y / companionship type things. Like last week when I was helping her with lawn work and getting her weed eater working and doing activities like that for the both of us was a much stronger bonding and strengthening of the relationship-y type moment than a romantic date or something.

Also, if the opportunity presents itself after rock climbing there is a possibility of shower sex :D

 

A very romantic dick move, if someone pretended to be injured while proposing I'd want to smack them

 

Heard anything else from her brother?

 

Haha nope! Thank goodness. She told her mom the story though and she laughed so I'm glad everyone is enjoying my awkwardness.

 

Officially over

 

Lol I'm drunk and just opened tinder and swiped right as fast as I could until I was out of likes. Cest la vie

 

Almost did this yesterday lol

 

I was on Bumble for a short period of time, did that (also drunk), and then a few girls matched back that I had absolutely zero interest in. Had terrible anxiety that they'd message me, so I removed my profile and deleted the app.

 

I keep thinking about trying out bumble, seems like the format allows for less ambiguity

 

It's nice because the female needs to message first. So it eliminates messaging a ton of people and not getting any response and just dragging you down.

 

I downloaded bumble and it appears to be the whitest dating app I've ever seen so basically useless to me.

 

I tried bumble like a year ago and it worked just about as much as tinder.


so basically nothing.

 

I started talking to the girl I had a crush on at work today during our break.

I found out she loves 2 Chainz and she might be going to the Camp Flog Gnaw festival also and I just wanted to do a long sigh but instead I smiled and got hyped.

 

"I'm fine" is about the worst thing my wife can say to me