(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 60

I felt kinda weird about hooking up in the front seat of my car, parked right in front of the neighbourhood church. Not weird enough to NOT do it though.

 

I've had a wasted girlfriend in the passenger seat completely drunk and completely naked, got to a red light and a cop pulled next to us, that was the most nervous I've been getting caught.

Another ex and I got caught showering like 4 or 5 times by her mother, that was pretty awkward as well.

 

I had sex in the front seat of his car in a church parking lot and someone called the cops on us. They ran our ID's, yelled at me for putting my hands in my jacket pockets, he had a handgun in the glove compartment (it was registered tho), he pulled me to the side and gave me a lecture about how slutty I was. It was a mess.

 

Duuddeee, hahaha same. I was in the shower with her and her parents got home. Her mom knocked on the door and asked where I was. She said I was in her room, and I was just behind the shower curtain. I had to sneak out of the bathroom when she turned around and bolt for her room and try to dry off as fast as possible

 

Oh my god, that sounds awful.

 

I feel left out that I've never had sex in public
or private [\spoiler]

 

I assume the guy did not get the slut lecture?

 

It was on the play structure next to the slides!

It wasn't a long session though, just a little play for a couple minutes. Then we did some on the grass next to the school

 

This forum is great this morning.

 

Of course not. He also slammed me against the car when he frisked me. Almost arrested the guy I was with bc he flipped his shit when he saw that.

Ok good you redeemed yourself haha

 

Prolly the most risky was when we were hooking up in the back seat while her mom was driving. We were playing some dumb road trip style game where you have to answer questions and stuff, and it was SO hard for me to sound normal while answering her moms questions .

Also pretty risky every time I was driving around in broad daylight. What fun times

 

You're definitely the winner. That takes some serious balls. (Hehe balls)

 

We had a blanket over us obviously, but it was pretty intense being like 2 feet away
That girl was wild.

 

Define hooking up, to me hooking up is sex, but not sure how you could do that sitting down.

 

Oh, I just meant pretty much everything but that, in this particular situation.

 

I would not want to have sex near my mom

 

Yeah me neither, hahaha

 

Now that I think about it we couldn't even have the lights off in the living room and I wasn't allowed to lay with him or like put my head in his lap. My mom is still really strict. If only she knew. She thought I was a virgin until 25 when I broke the news to her that I had been 18 lol

 

But what about near your girlfriend's mom who looks like an older version of your girlfriend but not too old.

 

I don't like the idea of being caught, but I do like hot moms. Really I would be more concerned about bring with someone who thinks sex near their mom is a good idea

 

This thread is making me cringe tbh.

 

bye

 

Closest I've ever been to being caught was being seen naked through my ex's dorm window. There was about a 2" area where the vertical blinds wouldn't cover and an international student spotted me and started yelling out the room number for some reason

Also I answered a phone call from a friend during, which felt kind of weird

This thread is making me realize I really need a gf

 

same