(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 540

but what kind of wine tho

 

There's more than one kind?

 

So today kinda sucks. Been a month since the break up. Texted her I miss her. FUCK WHY DID I DO THAT. Oh well. The feeling will pass.

 

Hard feelings

 

Yeah I told her to disregard that and have a nice day hahahaha. Fuckin shit.

 

Did she respond at all?

 

Nope! Hopefully she doesnt.

 

Three boxes of wine should be sufficient.

 

The amount of boxed wine I drank in college scares me to this day

 

Franzia was my friendsia

 

Good ol fashioned bag slappin'

 

Franzia made me fight my stepdad

 

I got rowdy on the Franzia. I climbed a tree to hop on a roof. Still amazed I didn't fall

 

Paul Rudd voice
slappin da bag

 

first draft Say It Ain't So

 

After reading these idk if im gonna drink wine now. never been drunk on wine.

 

Was at a wedding last weekend that featured prominent bag slappin' on the dance floor lol

 

His cold one was giving me chills

 

People always say tequila is the worst, but I've had more horrible sloppy drunk moments on wine.

 

Tequila makes me sick
Wine makes me weird and gives me awful hangovers
Gin makes me extremely mean for some reason

 

I've never been drunk partly because the thought of a hangover and causing that myself sounds unpleasant. I did have my first shot and drink of beer this last summer lmao. Both were gross tho and I don't have any desire to drink them again. I stick to nursing my lil tropical fruity drink all night

*I mean I know shots aren't really supposed to taste good but I don't wanna drink something gross on purpose!!

 

If it isn't red and over $8 I don't want it

 

I hate shots

 

I like doing shots if someone else buys them and picks them. I don't know what to order other than straight tequila or whiskey

 

Tequila shots tend to be the easiest for me as long is it's semi decent tequila. Tequila is either hit or miss. Will never drink Jose Cuervo ever again.