(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 536

they're good candies Katy

 

K-A-I-T-I-E! dont be so silly with your average spelling. dont insult me like this.

 

I was referencing this boo

I know your name

 

Should've said Kody

 

okay all is forgiven cause thats one of my favorite things tbh.

 

See, I would of just assumed this is something all white women do.

 

subtext: "im not like other girls, im *~*quirky*~*"

 

It's not about the cost, Chase. It's the practicality of it.

That's crazy to me. I don't understand it.

Yeah, I get that, I suppose. That would be a great gift, by the way.

 

Hi. I'm also quirky and also awkward but in a cute adorable way. Can you please solve all my problems and have no problems of your own as well as no agency, desires, goals, or character development as if your whole existence was written around mine?

 

Is this the 500 Days of Summer thread?

 

Well I'm from New Jersey so this is Garden State.

 

sign you up for that maniac pixie dream girl shit.

 

I suck at tinder

I work wth avocados and I just dumped 4 boxes of 72 each on a table because they are on sale

 

Is it bad that whenever I see you post I think "ooh! Produce man!"?

 

shh Produceman needs to keep his secret identity secret

 

I am the produce man. I drop produce knowledge all the time.

 

But do you produce the knowledge?


See what I did there.


See.

 

I used to be a produce man. My vitamin C levels were through the roof

 

6.5/10

 

That's a passing grade so I'm taking it.

 

I'm quitting this thread

 

R.I.P. Produceman

I feel responsible

 

He will come back recharged, and rejuvinated, with only the freshest fruits and vegetables.

 

There's this guy that's kind of an inside joke with me and a few friends cause he seemed interested in me and my drunk friend thought it was true love and almost gave him my number but sobered up and never did. A few weeks later my other friend ran into him and he asked about me I guess. I was indifferent to it all. He seemed okay but obv I don't know him so I just laugh along. But my friend who ran into him again omg she's so extra. Like saying how I'd hate him and how she must know me better than I know myself because she knows he'd be all wrong for me blah blah. And I'm like sis chill. Who even said it would be that srs? We'd prob just hang out and chill and have fun and see where it goes if anything ever did happen lol. And then if he got annoying or I disliked him or if we weren't vibing whatever we'd just... stop hanging out lol. Its not like I'd marry him and be stuck. She has never dated tho. She just dives in to srs relationships and I'm like sis ur suffocating me about a relationship I'm not even in with a guy I only talked to that one time! Her insistence about it tho is making me wanna find him and date him out of spite for her weirdness lol.