(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 501

Lol @ "Heavens to Murgatroyd"

 

I have a coworker who used to steal boxes Gunmy Bears and write them off as "damaged". The addiction is real.

 

My ex gf told me about making out with an ice cube in your mouth and swapping it with the other person and that's absolutely disgusting food play in sex is perhaps my least favorite thing and yes I'm kink shaming all of you.

 

was her previous boyfriend J.D.?

 

I've done that but not with mouths

 

and with jolly ranchers

 

Oh god. I had an ex who was into food play stuff. Not for this thread. And not while I'm sober.

 

you can't leave us hanging like that!

 

No with ice. And also Listerine pocket mist

 

What’s mostly funny about this is I remember nothing about that show except that one scene

 

My ex dropped heavy hints. Not even hints really, she wanted to get that body chocolate stuff. I don’t even like people touching my food.

 

You just said ^^^ there a girl hit on you? Do you mean not drunk and in a different scenario? Or is it a one-off that doesn't happen a lot.

 

i lost it lmao.

 

Black ones?!

 

Got asked out by a 19 yr. old. We (friends) decided that a 30 yr old and a 19 yr old have nothing to talk about/are in way diff stages in life so I am going to decline. Not ghosting just being honest about it.

 

Yeah, there's a difference between being drunk and touching me and being forward. I don't want someone to be aggressive but just...talk to me I guess lol. I'm also oblivious so maybe it happens and I don't recognize it.

 

@dylan I'm moderately drunk and this thread is the first thing I thought of. Thx bb ur da bst

 

Wow this was a great day

 

you didn't even have to use your AK?

 

I gotta say it was a good day

 

ayyyyy forget the Drunk Thread, this is the place to be! You out somewhere or are you home drunk?

 

details, chase!!! Details!

 

My sister took a picture of me holding a margarita where it looks like I'm talking to myself and she posted it on her snap story and said I was so drunk that i was talking to myself and ppl believed her so I am kind of ficticiously drunk rn

 

Went to a get together at my cousin's house at the lake, wakeboarded, had some food, anyway this girl was great around my family and that's a good sign