(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 485

Don't do the crime if you can't take the PUNishment.

 

haha. if it's any consolation I'm sure @ChaseTx is very proud of you

 

Right before that we set up a date for this upcoming Thursday for pizza so I'm assuming that's canceled now haha

 

" I like my pizza cheesey not my puns"

 

@dylan I am amazed

 

At how I was able to sabotage that so quickly? It's a gift that is my curse

 

This page has been gold. This thread needed some laughs haha

 

At everything, honestly. That pun was SO BAD, she doesn't deserve you.

 

Have faith, I'm sure she was just too turned on to reply

 

yes, surely that must be it

 

I thought it was good. A girl that can't take a pun is not the kind of girl you want. I once sent a girl 10 puns just to try to make her laugh. Sadly, no pun in 10 did.

 

god dammit

 

Puns are a great way to break the ice with a romantic interest because if they laugh you know they don't mind that you're not funny

 

Got em

 

how much does a polar bear weigh?
enough to break the ice

 

Are you calling me fat?

 

Got an overnight date tomorrow woo

 

Is that what people call sex now in a scholarly way - "an overnight date"

 

Maybe it's a slumber party

 

That's the scholarly term for "orgy"

 

Yeah @ChaseTx what does an overnight date entail?

 

I feel like we just need to refer to page 69 of the sex and WoW thread to get our answer

 

Well uh

It's our second date and she's spending the night

 

Euphemisms galore. Whether intentional or not

 

That's interesting. You guys planned that ahead of time? Or, rather, how did you go about planning that for a second date?


I guess I just don't like planning on overnights cause I feel like there's pressure haha