(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 44

but that's not something i would text a friend. so wouldn't the person just be "Person with Benefits"? does the 'friendship' part get put on hold while all the sex is going on?

 

No...

 

personally the only activity i would do in a FWB situation with them socially is getting drinks/going out alone, etc. that might even be pushing it.

 

i'll just stick with avoiding relationships until i suddenly wake up and find myself married in the suburbs with three kids hating my life.

FWB seems too complicated for my simple brain.

 

My FWB situation was going to parties, etc. with mutal friends, doing the no pants dance, then going to our separate houses to sleep.

 

One thing that a FWB kept doing that pissed me off was he would take the used condom off and put it on the windowsill right by my bed and leave it there. He also wore his baseball cap during. Bizarre.

 

Haha, that is fantastic. I love a baseball hat, but never done that before.

 

Maybe he wore it because of the sun?

 

my friend told me a story about one time she was with her man friend, and she has a book case next to her bed. well DURING sex she reached over and started to reading harry potter. man friend was pissed.

 

Kudos to you for still finding him attractive afterwards

 

It didn't last too much longer after I told him to stop and he continued to do it.

 

Maybe... maybe.. he can only finish with the baseball cap on.

 

Sounds like he could only start with the baseball cap on.

 

You could be right but I'll leave it to another girl to hookup with him instead of me.

 

He's just searching for his soul-bae who probably also wears a baseball cap during sex.

 

..and socks.

 

socks are hot. preferably knee high or thigh high.... okay maybe thats a bit tmi.

 

whenever i hear a reference to socks during sex i just think of flight of the conchords "its business time"

 

I sometimes sing that to my wife on Wednesdays.

 

I've only done hookups a couple times and don't know the full etiquette

One of those times it was someone I had just meet and thought we were going to date so that was frustrating for my young dumb self

 

His feet were probably jacked, bruh. He was trying to help you. Ha.

 

Covering up those bunions! Ha

 

Thursday's is "Your Body Is A Wonderland".

 

i wear gloves or mittens during sex so i don't see what's so weird about socks.

 

Because he knew you would have stopped it off the jump!

I stopped dating someone after they insisted on using baby talk during intercourse. I tried to relate my feelings, but they took offense, so it ended at that point.