(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 304

I'm not one to tell anyone what to do in their relationships

But I recommend not getting her pregnant yet

 

Too late

 

She's probably already pregnant. Congratulations!

 

I dont even know, she says she wants plenty more time of us alone as well, but she's usually good with the gut feelings like that so I'm here like we ain't even been able to do much for awhile since her work schedule is sporadic and I'm pulled a million different ways myself.

Been with her 5 years though and we're engaged, and it's a work in progress to get our own place finally. So it might just be she's getting too eager with all the current progess lmao.

 

Wtf kind of thing to say....be safe out there, kids.

 

Yeah, I guess just start pulling out extra hard

 

And nah she's not pregnant atm, she just had her period and all that. And that's what I told her, guess that gut feeling will have to means something else for awhile till you're thinking something else lmao. Gimme a few more years free of Mini-mes, I want em eventually but ain't ready for that at all atm lol.

But it would be my luck... so.. lol

 

What does that even mean...pull out extra hard.


Actually, dont answer that...

 

Like you let jesus take the wheel and the momentum goes elsewhere?!

 

When you pull out you do a corkscrew backflip out, stick it, then let nature take its course.

 

This sounds like a Tony Hawk's Pro Skater move

 

Tony Hawk's Procreator

 

Finally a good joke

 

what about birth control tho

 

It's a euphemism for being so repugnant that no one wants to date you, let alone have sex with you.

 

Do you score higher marks for unloading in a perfect parabola?

 

yeah you should probably wear two now that she said that. double the protection. ya know

 

Well I did grow up on those games and the soundtracks so it's reasonable to believe they've somehow influenced me lmao.

 

And all these pull out jokes starting cus of my situation. I'm trying to be respectful of my lady but shes on the pill anyway.

This is really all because my family is super disrespectful of our relationship and she knows she's the one I want to spend my life with and doesnt mind being defiantly eager about our future, even if in some cases I need to be like "That's not for awhile, right?" lmao.

 

I see you answered already that she is on the pill, but it's a pretty peculiar statement. Both of you can control whether or not you have kids before you're ready. Don't make the mistake of doing it before you're ready.

 

we're both precautious. I think she's more "fantasy booking" her future than anything. We were apart for years (on her hand) and came back together so she's super happy we're even back together. Shes happy and excited and I'd be lying if we both haven't initiated that convo before, I think this is more her excited (for our clear green lighted future) than her planning lol. She's not where she wants to be either... we both have shit luck though so here's hoping fate throws us a bone lol..

When two painful realists shack up lol

 

I know two women who have gotten pregnant on the pill. They had been taking it forever and exactly how they're supposed to. Sex is scary.

 

if i had to be 100% honest, my girl or not growing up I had a feeling I'd have a child that'd force me to grow up.
I always wanted a family (To prov to myself I could have one much better than the one I grew up with) and such so I figured I'd be able to handle an trust me I'm 10000000000% not looking for that now if I was being brutally honest I always figured that's how it'd go for me lol.

 

Good thing I'm not having it.... right.... right?