(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 270

It was very much worth the wait.

Good luck, dude!

Nothing wrong with a little awkward either, as long as you can laugh at it together.

 

I'm late to this party but congrats! That sounds like an amazing date!

 

not sure if this thread is accepting of those who are married but...

decided to do a bunch of stuff for my wife today. realized that over the past few months i've been spending a lot of money on myself and doing a lot of things that only i'm interested in, so i wanted to treat her. got her favorite dinner cooking (beef roast with potatoes, corn, and rolls), got some individual sized cheesecakes from the local bakery, and then got her flowers and a sephora gift card. super excited to see her reaction when she gets home because she totally doesn't expect anything.

 

I foresee socks in your future.

 

is this slang for something, or do you mean literal socks

 

literal socks. as in knee high or thigh high socks.

 

to me, that's great then. i love a good pair of knee high socks.

 

who doesn't?!?!

 

You had me at sephora giftcard. Dang.

 

bad, bad people. that's who.

 

well on saturday she was babysitting her nephews and one of them spilled water all over a bunch of her makeup. so she was crying talking about how she couldn't afford to replace it, etc. that's where the idea came from haha.

 

just another reason to avoid children in all capacities. make note.

 

with what he has planned I don't think he's doing avoiding children, but veering right into them.

 

he can protect himself with one of the socks he gets.

 

it's called Kiedising

 

you've stumped both Google and myself with "Kiedising".

 

probably because I just made it up
the Red Hot Chili Peppers used to play wearing nothing but socks on their dicks

 

wouldn't have been awkward if i was like, "oh yeah! Kiedesing! so awesome!" - one of my favorite awkward life moments is when people just don't admit to knowing something and agree with someone else when there's absolutely no way the person agreeing knows what's being talked about.

or, as Michael Scott puts it, "ah, an inside joke, i hope to be a part of one someday"

 

Omg I'd have died right then if I was her. That's so sweet of you!!

 

If I have a kid, I'm getting one of those backpack leashes. Judge me all you want.

 

I want a third kid so I can use like a cerberus collar

 

Kidding I don't put my kids on leashes

They'd probably be able to take them off even if I tried

 

White people and they kids. I swear.

 

In hindsight, wouldn't have been a bad idea for my middle child. He's 7 and I could still see using it at times...

 

feeling like a kid on a leash
feeling like I have no release