(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 246

I smoke cigarettes. I'm conscientious of brushing and that sort of thing. When I would go out, I would smoke, though. I've never had any complaints, though most people are up front about whether or not they want to date smokers in the first place.

 

I'm fine with smoking if the person is at least considerate about it,

 

my boyfriend likes to smoke cigars and i can't kiss him for days. smells/taste like pure shit.

 

The only thing I don't like is when she forgets to brush her teeth before bed. Morning breath + cigarettes and coffee is the worst.

 

My dad smokes grape or cherry cigars a few times a year lol and i actually love the smell. Maybe cause it's not constant and it's like a rare scent of nostalgia

And I don't kiss my dad

 

Damn right I kiss my @daddy

 

This liking a girl with a boyfriend thing is really tearing me apart right now.

 

Black n Milds? Those things sure do smell good.

 

I don't think she had a boyfriend originally, but then you ghosted another woman and the universe course-corrected to give her a partner retroactively.

 

Only when you're with her? Or when you're apart do you feel it too?

 

That sounds like a good hook for a devastating pop-song on unrequited love.

 

Brb dying

 

love the smell of weeeeed

 

No ghosts please

 

First the universe magically rearranges itself to get back at me and now this from a black man known for doling out advice.

Dom, are you God? Can you in tropey fashion guide me towards redemption in a way that makes you nothing but a plot tool and disposable once my journey is done?

Edit: maybe I should make a Is Dom God? Thread.

 

Nate Almighty

 

Andy..I mean, Nate, I guess what it comes down to is get busy livin' or get busy dyin'. The former requires crawling through a river of shit and coming out clean.

 

OMG. Is the Book of St. Nate just a chapter in the holy text that is Dom?

 

Yeah... yeah.. yeah... Can I get my God powers now?

 

First thing's first, let us get the PayPal side of this sorted out.

 

Boo

 

But forreal tho.

This hurts. I don't get feelings for people often. I don't find myself this comfortable around someone like this. I feel like the only alternative is to feel hollow so I feel nothing at all. And this hurts like a slow burn. Cause she said she wants to still hang out and she's all like, "Nate you have to pick out a Halloween Costume for me... I'm brainwashing you! Hahaha!!" And I'll likely see her again anyway cause ethnic reasons... Man... I wish my #pswb thread wasn't locked that would make me feel better.

 

*brohug*

 

what is an ethnic reason