(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 245

I have the same issue.

 

i am pro lip biting BUT i'm also an adult now so it might not be advisable

i'm actually more pro my lip being bit

 

When you bite my lip you get a mouthful.

 

#TeamNoLips

 

I can't tell if I'm good at kissing or not because I never asked about it. I'm basically assuming I suck at it until further notice.

 

Worst kiss: the vacuum cleaner sucked my lips too hard

 

I think my actual worst kiss is when I dated a smoker. He was conscientious about brushing his teeth after at first, but the longer we dated he got less diligent and once I kissed him not realizing he'd just smoked, and man, it did feel like what I imagine licking an ashtray must feel like. I nearly died.

 

my worst kiss was my actual first kiss in high school lmao, two people going for totally diff things. i'm glad i got out of that.

 

Ew. Ew ew ew. Biggest turnoff.

 

That kiss can only be described as scaley and dry. I shiver just thinking about it.

I thought I could handle it but I couldn't. He had the most annoying smoker's cough and was constantly clearing his throat to the point where I could hear him doing it outside or in another room and after a while I wanted to murder him lol. Even now when I hear other people do it I get annoyed instantly.

 

I smoked and dated a nonsmoker that was like Aiden trying to get Carrie to stop smoking. I was on my way home and somehow we ended up meeting at a red light and I was so busted.

 

i quit smoking while i was dating my ex i can only imagine how grateful she was for it reading these now

 

I just cannot stand the smell. It legitimately turns my stomach. I could meet a wonderful, caring, brilliant supermodel who is inexplicably interested in me, and if she smoked, I'd have to pass.

 

He "withheld" sex and affection from me for almost 24 hours but he couldn't hang with it lol

 

yeah I think someone smoking would be like my one deal breaker, well that and them being a bigot

 

This guy sounds like a prince. Haha

 

I don't like the smell of it either. I hate the smell of pot too. Sry stoners. u.

The other day my grandpa smoked pot right before getting in my car and the smell lingered the next day until I emptied half a can of febreeze on it lol. Thought I was gonna puke.

 

Yeah some dude ripped a full joint in front of me in line for Kanye and I feel like every ounce of the smoke found my face and I then hated the smell of me.

 

Weed makes me tired. One BF literally could not function w/o smoking. He smoked all damn day even at work. When he asked me to move in I said no bc his house reeked of it. You do you. We both smoked cigs and that smell is already awful enough.

 

Whenever I think about/talk about talking during sex, this set comes up in my mind.

Pertinent sex talk is around 3:45.

 

That is so funny and pretty spot on lol I want to see more of his stuff. Does he have a special or anything?

 

Nothing that I've found out there for streaming. Surely it can be downloaded somewhere, though. He's got two specials that I know of: Nidiot and Funny Magnet.

 

Weed smells great to me. I rarely smoke it though, only if it's before bed and I'm gonna be by myself for the rest of the night cuz if I'm with other people I get crazy social anxiety. I feel bad about smoking when I go into a new relationship, and I'd probably quit if I were dating someone who I thought I could get serious with.