(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 223

I was trying to commiserate on the subjective level of people in my circle demanding children and lifelong partners. That being said, you're right. Older men, at worst, become Don Draper-like and that's still "awesome", because they're too complicated for women or some such bullshit.

 

spinster has a negative connotation but doesn't only interacting with cats sound like the life until eventually your hoarder newspaper pile crushes you to death

 

Right?? like I get not listening to 1D, but you can't just not know a pop culture phenomenon and think it'll fly!!!

 

If I hear "You're single now but you're going to meet your soulmate and get married quickly bc you two will just know." I might off myself.

 

My future partner needs to at least know who Sean Paul is.

 

Who????

 

Wow. You really need to move out of that town.

 

couple that with "Oh one day you'll want kids! I just know it!" as they give that condescending smile that makes me want to die. I don't know if I want kids or not, but some random stranger doesn't know either!!

 

right, like I'll be reasonable and not expect them to know I don't know her and I was rooting for you but not them not knowing who Mariah and Tyra are

 

That's what I've been saying!!! especially as rodeo week looms closer and closer. At least I'm escaping rodeo weekend to go to Vegas and potentially meet my Hero.mp3/mp4/FLAC

 

Hero would be a FLAC, the highest of quality.

 

I've never dated anyone that loves Bone Thugs-N-Harmony as much as me, and I think that's actually the problem.

 

I don't know what is wrong with me but I've never checked out bone thugs, despite listening to every other 90s rap group.

Adds discography to spotify queue.

 

I love my friends wedding. His ceremony was really cool. He played a song like was calling his bride to him. Then the doors burst open almost as if by a gust of wind. And as the bride walked down the aisle she was so happy she stopped and just cried. Then he cried while playing but still powered through. It was really really emotional.

But then the pastor gave this really sexist sermon even acknowledging how Paul from the Bible's views on marriage is outdated today but still saying how it was the key to a happy marriage anyway. And I'm like, woah bro, like really?

 

That is why you avoid priests/preachers, would rather just have a good friend do it.

 

Sexist weddings are so awkward. At my mom's wedding the best man gave a speech about how my mom was always the hot chick in the bikini they ogled at in the boat and I got so heated lol. Tacky.

That wedding sounds so sweet minus the sexism tho!!

 

Ah yes, those conversations. I had a fun one with an Uber driver last week.

As soon as he found out how old I was it was one question after another. You're not married? Why aren't you married? Do you want to get married? When do you think you'll get married? Aren't you lonely living alone without a husband? I can't even.

 

I can barely handle my family trying to push me into a relationship, fuck strangers pushing that button..

 

Ok but living alone and not having to share a bed is low key awesome. I share my bed with my laptop actually lol but I don't have to worry about making myself comfy or being hit in the face by a restless sleeper!

 

It was hard to not cry while that was all happening. Even harder to not sing along since me and the best man love singing and love harmonizing.

 

Should have done it, would have made for a good music video.

 

laptop on my right, phone to my left. we're a very cozy bunch.

 

I know this might be their most popular song but I know every word.

 

Real talk. I don't have to wear earbuds to listen to my music/podcasts, which is great.