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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1505

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. Dog with a Blog Mar 30, 2019
    Dog with a Blog

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    But you’re the Sanch, he’s not.
     
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  2. iCarly Rae Jepsen Mar 30, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    Did you watch so much Always Sunny that you became Dennis?
     
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  3. Dirty Sanchez Mar 30, 2019
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    I think deep down that this is true.
     
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  4. DickyCullz Mar 30, 2019
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    My and my gf have semi fallen into I buy meals out, she gets groceries, and we switch up who gets drinks.

    It’ll change depending on who’s closer to pay day but we keep things pretty even which is great. Thankfully it pretty much started this way when we started dating so no awkward “errrr it’s your turn” conversations
     
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  6. GrantCloud Mar 30, 2019
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    They actually mirrored the character after sanch
     
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  7. SlappinCups Mar 30, 2019
    SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    Is this a Ben Shapiro book
     
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  8. Dirty Sanchez Mar 30, 2019
    Dirty Sanchez

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  9. CobraKidJon Mar 30, 2019
    CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    I miss this cobra era
     
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  10. dadbolt Mar 30, 2019
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    spider-verse rule 34 era cobra >>>>>
     
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  11. CobraKidJon Mar 30, 2019
    CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    that era doesn’t exist because I haven’t posted anything yet
     
  12. ComedownMachine Mar 30, 2019
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  13. Dirty Sanchez Mar 30, 2019
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    He hasn’t posted, but’s he’s got a huge collection.
     
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  15. CobraKidJon Mar 30, 2019
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    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    go away ghost

    no that’s disgusting
     
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  16. iCarly Rae Jepsen Mar 30, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    no way to know for sure,sexuality is always evolving, don't kink shame
     
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  17. CobraKidJon Mar 30, 2019
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    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    get that cursed phrase away from me Ian

    also still no that’s wrong for me to do that to my favorite miles morales
     
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  18. Dog with a Blog Mar 30, 2019
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    8===D :wet::miles:


    :eh:
     
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  19. Joe4th Mar 30, 2019
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    Memories are nice, but that's all they are. Prestigious

    Lol “cursed phrase”
     
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  20. CobraKidJon Mar 30, 2019
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    tinder is a terrible place
     
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  21. Dog with a Blog Mar 30, 2019
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    I, too, should not be fat
     
  22. GrantCloud Mar 31, 2019
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    @Dirty Sanchez you better ask work girl on tuesday at lunch if she is down to clown or we can't be bffs anymore
     
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  24. marsupial jones Mar 31, 2019
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    Wednesday

    Girl at work (GAW): two more days to Friday!
    Me: correct
    GAW: I’m so anxious for the weekend!
    Me: ok
    GAW: I’m going to a concert, so I hope the rest of the week goes fast!
    Me: ok (I then walk away)

    Last night

    GAW (via text): omg the show was sooooo good!
    Me: what? Who is this?
    GAW: Courtney! From work!
    Me: ok. I didn’t know you had my number.
    GAW: I put it in my phone before I left work! I got it from the employee listing!
    Me: ... (didn’t send that, but thought it)
    GAW: the show was soooo good!

    WHAT THE FUCK
     
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  25. Dog with a Blog Mar 31, 2019
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    It’s fu ckin Courtney man! Duh!

    I love how the text starts without an introduction lol
     
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  26. Mr. Serotonin Apr 1, 2019
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    It was THE show. He should've known.
     
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  27. supernovagirl Apr 1, 2019
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    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    I’m of course side eyeing her method of getting your number but the rest of this just sounds like her being... nice and you being cold and coming here like “wtf why is she being nice to me!!” Lmao
     
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  28. elwayinthe4th Apr 1, 2019
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    pop-drunk.com

    That just reminded me that my girlfriend low key shamed me for not going to the gym...... Is getting a revenge body while you're still in a relationship a thing?
     
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