(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1467

I had a job scamming old people with majorly over priced antivirus software for like 2 weeks. It was not a great time in my life. It was such a fuckin scam.

 

Was that what that beachy Viagra ad you were in was for?

 

Lol no that was my real job bro

 

Damn, must be hard.

 

With viagra, yes.

 

This zoo will name a cockroach after your ex, then feed it to a meerkat on Valentine's Day

 

I'm gonna name a bunch of cockroaches after all of you.

 

Makes me think of Meerkat Manor. RIP

 

It me

 

Says the guy who makes out with 5 random women in a night

 

Hell, name the meerkat after my ex and then feed THAT to a hyena

 

Single on Valentine's Day?

 

this dude really put up like 20 different photos of him and his girlfriend on his Instagram story and each one had one word to spell out thanks for being my valentine or some shit.

someone delete this day already.

 

if I see one more couples post....I’m gonna yeet it all.

 

Are you okay is Dylan holding you against your will please post yeet yeet if you need help

 

my gf posted a picture of her family golden retriever dog instead. totally ok with that

 

I’m not okay (I promise)





Jk I’m fine besides being a grump

 

I hate being bitter today bc I love holidays and Valentine’s Day And love and I am happy people are happy
But also everything and everyone sucks and I’m miserable and bitter so
I’ve been having to avoid social media bc it makes me so salty

 

If anyone needs a friend valentine holler

 

Got all of my single friends gifts for Valentine’s because I am perfect

 

You didn't get me one

 

where is mine

 

@ComedownMachine ANSWER ME YOU COWARD