(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1380

text when you wanna text, the waiting game is superfluous and only adds unnecessary anxiety to the whole thing. if she was interested enough in you to send you her number you've at least got a good start now down't screw it up no pressure mikey




im visiting @thesoftskeleton this weekend and i gotta figure out a way to steal two pillows she got for free from work that are really nice

 

i've never said before, and never thought i would say this, but Dylan is right and giving good advice






dark times man, dark times.

 

Glad you said it and not me

 

@Dog with a Blog

you're gonna atone for all the slanderous things you've said about me today

 

Threats aren’t allowed on this site @dylan

 

i haven't threatened anyone or anything

 

That's Yom Kippur not Hanukkah

 

is it Hanukkah? Wishing you eight crazy nights

 

Yes thank you

 

Text now before some dude with a six pack texts her first

 

been livin’ with my gal for a couple months and it’s been the best thing ever

 

i bet his name is Chad too

 

Stuff them under your shirt and say you ate a big meal.

 

need to be the martin jones of dating scene

that stuff is hilarious

 

I know this feeling. It’s the best.

 

Trip on the coast is going well so far. I've only cried once. About to go to do a hike and see some cool waterfalls!

 

what about our intelligence w/ your bad cereal takes

 

ive been using the pillows for my feet

 

Now he wants them even more

 

yeet your feet into the sun

 

sick rhyme dyl

 

There must be 50 ways to yeet your lover

 

Sounds like heaven

 

Fart on the pillows