(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 138

Whoa, haha. Good call on getting out of that.

 

Thanks, I'll have to check it out!

 

I was a big bully in elementary and got kicked in the balls by a girl once (rightly so). I was too insecure in middle school so I stopped bullying then I started again in high school just to keep the bullies off my back. I only talk to two kids from my high school days and both are close friends even though we only catch up once every six months or so.

 

A bully in the 3rd grade kept grabbing my chest (I developed early) and wouldn't stop so I kicked him in the family jewels and when he fell his glasses came off and I stomped on them and crushed em. I got sent to the principles office and got paddled while he played the victim. I was pissed bc it was the day we all brought kites to fly and I wasn't allowed to participate.

 

Whadda dick

 

a girl in 5th grade was crazy and kept giving me necklaces and bracelets that she was likely taking from her mom/dad to give to me. she wouldn't listen when i said to back / that i didn't like her so during lunch recess one day i gathered EVERYONE around and i proceeded to slowly drop each item down the sewer grate while she watched. it was an awesome moment in time and one i heard about all the way through college.

 

also, i realized last night that i have 19 months of dating/relationship time left in my life. i won't use that time in any worthwhile manner, though. i know that already.

personal philosophy #1: stop dating/relationships at 30 years old. at 30 everything is starting to disassemble and fall apart and i don't need no more nightmare fuel.

personal philosophy #2: die at 60*. talk about disassembling and falling apart!

* - unless i'm rich, then i'll stay put.

 

When my stepbrother was in elementary school he called a black kid the n word and the kid punched him in the face and when he tried getting sympathy from my dad and stepmom acting like he was the one bullied they told him he deserved to be punched and he got in trouble. It was glorious. My fave "bully"

 

someone get me off tinder holy shit. it's so addictive and I matched with a really cute girl who actually lives closer by and she messaged me. I really shouldn't be on it though, even though I'm technically single.

 

Girl I've been seeing for the last couple weeks just told me she liked Trump and I think I'm gonna throw up idk what to do

 

I guess you can say you need to build a wall between you and her

 

Nice

 

....and Dylan's going to make her pay for it!

 

I went car shopping and I got a




either a really heartless sales tactic or I just met someone!

 

car shopping eh....

 

Congrats, Chase, you stud!


Am I the only one that's never gotten a number randomly out in public?

 

I have also never had a Call Me Maybe moment

 

We'll see how it goes when it we get to the "well I'm a dad" part

 

It is almost exactly that!

My favorite kind of meeting somebody: the zero effort kind

 

hell yeah chase! you'll have to keep us all updated, and then hopefully you'll be moving things to the ... other ... thread.

 

I am so nervous just getting the number. And I didn't even ask for it!

 

Did you even see the person who left it?

 

Oh yeah, she and I were talking while I was waiting on the salesman. Real cute.