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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1328

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Is she a fan of Lord of the Rings? You could dress it up like a lil hobbit and call it Dildo Baggins.
     
  2. oldjersey

    Pro STREAMER ON TWITCH Supporter

    WOAH
     
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  3. marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole Prestigious

    getting a better understanding of why no one actually asks / expects advice in this thread
     
  4. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    [​IMG]
     
  5. oldjersey

    Pro STREAMER ON TWITCH Supporter

    I'd like you to look up St.Nates post history with me. Please. Idk if that's possible but try.
     
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  6. marsupial jones

    make a bagel without the hole Prestigious

    :crylaugh:

    no, i get it! don't get me wrong, but if we're trying to turn a page here and not just be 45 posts of dick-jokes and useless babble page after page we gotta start somewhere, right? B-)
     
  7. oldjersey

    Pro STREAMER ON TWITCH Supporter

    U right
     
  8. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    there is a soft core porn called Lord of the G-Strings that used to be on HBO On Demand when i was in middle school and one of the characters is Dildo Saggins
     
  9. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    Oh you don't have to tell me cam
     
  10. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

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  11. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    :crylaugh: That's beautiful man. How many times did you watch it do you think?
     
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  12. oldjersey

    Pro STREAMER ON TWITCH Supporter

    Weird question bro
     
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  13. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    only once, my parents didn’t have that HBO money, but you bet Cody down the block did
     
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  14. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    yes i watched it with Cody
    no it wasn’t like that
     
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  15. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    hahaaaa, cody you dog.
     
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  16. DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

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  17. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    everythin' will be alright man.
     
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  18. DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    never understood guys watching porn (hard or soft) together
     
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  19. oldjersey

    Pro STREAMER ON TWITCH Supporter

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  20. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    when you say hard or soft are you talkin' about the type of porn or the guys?
     
  21. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    great question
     
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  22. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    try being literally 11 haha
     
  23. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Fun fact, I was 11 for a full year back in the day.
     
  24. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    how much parody porn did you watch with your buds after school
     
  25. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    One time I put a penny on top of my TV and kept trying to position it just right for about 30 minutes. I heard you could get some of those fuzzy stations to flicker in. Didn't work. Urban myth I guess.
     
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