(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1286

Lol. Okay Dyl. The evidence says otherwise

 

If you are in an Eastern European village you need to run

 

THERE IS A GROUP CHAT NOW WOW

 

you can take my place in it i hate it there james never shuts the fuck up and is annoying

 

why so rude

 

Dyl ru ok?

 

i agree with this wholeheartedly.

 

this secret group chat is really exposing everyone’s top eight huh

 

No it's just showing who the obstinate assholes are

 

dan wants in the group chat

 

no

 

post the lyrics to cat scratch fever or something and you should be

 

this thread is finally fun again

 

actually it’d need to be Texas country lyrics

 

yw

 

when are we posting our chorus top eights

I’ll start

1-8: @CobraKidJon

 

girl messaged me the other day and her picture was of a sunset so i said, "i'm not talking to you anymore until you post a pic of yourself. you could be 55, a dude, a nazi, a Manson worshiper, who knows what else" and she says, "but if you saw what i looked like you'd only be able to confirm i wasn't 55 or a dude, the rest is still possible".

i thought that was pretty witty so i continued for three more sentences.

each question i asked got no question back, and her answers were all 1 word.

fuck that.

i was out.

ain't got time for that shit.

@oldjersey knows what's up.

 

Jessica Simpson lyrics?

 

Im just blessed with that common sense

 

Massachusetts girl is a terrible texter on the weekends but very responsive during the week, anyone ever get that before?

 

nah just a lame sub genre of country. it all sounds the same

 

yep, although usually it's reversed - busy during the week with work and stuff, free on the weekends to text more.

and if you want to, for fun, you could super overthink it and assume that she's having a blast with people on the weekend and during the week when bored and no one else responds to her she resorts to you as a backup plan to keep her entertained and pass the time.

 

my man

 

She works in a phone room thats like 11 hour work days so that's when she is best at texting, if she ain't at work I guess she's just one of those doesn't look at her phone much.

 

i don't know what goes on in a "phone room" but i'm assuming i wouldn't want to spend more time looking at such a device if my job required me to be in a room labeled after it 11 hours a day 4-5 days a week, so that would make sense. also, i never bring my phone anywhere which drives everyone mad, so her behavior doesn't seem unusual to me.