(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1269

Last night my dad gave me a nip of some whiskey that was aged on Tabasco mash and oh boy was that good.

 

No

 

Man I love day drinking. Never get the opportunity though

 

oh I'm adding to you a list alright

 

quick throw away your phone

 

Wtf I’m pure y’all don’t even know me

 

My favorite front bottoms lyrics

 

Y’all are fucking up if you’re not on the vodka/water and a lime train. Hydrate + get drunk

 

It’s okay I’m texting my gf and she called me “the spiral squad”

She is great

 

You’re pure

Pure TRASH

 

Does this also work for whiskey on the rocks with a splash of water?

 

And we don’t want to

 

No

 

Just like your uncles the Fab Four

 

I'm supposed to have a date but her text replies are hours apart and plans aren't finalized so we'll see

 

Vodka sodas all night baby

 

Dog why

 

I’m all about vodka cranberry tho

 

!?!?

It’s great. Just tastes like soda water w a dash o lime

 

Dog would you drink Baja blast and vodka?

 

I’ll try anything once

 

Kiss me

 

I will

 

The thread is about to become uncapped

And NICE

 

Have you had Baja Blast and vodka? That actually doesn’t sound too bad. The sugar would kill me but I’m sure it’s tasty