(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 109

Omg hahahahaha this is so perfect God dammit

 

Just say you have a a female friend who you've known for years coming to stay with you.
Tell them she's booked her flights already. No way can they be that brutal and say no.

 

Also I'm going to bed. I expect some hardcore sex stories when I wake up.

 

this is probably the route im going. frame it as well shes coming whether you say yes or not

 

Make them an account here and mention them in this thread. I'll handle it from there

 

"So American Airlines has a ridiculous cancellation policy, am I right? Anyway, my friend is riding on a plane to ride me next week okay bye."

 

thanks buddy

 

"ma, pop, there's a lassie coming over soon. please go hither for a fortnight so I can acquire my freak on"

 

jake, live tweet that awkward conversation plz

 

oh i will immediately report here after i talk to them

 

no, no, no. you're confused. we're talking about jake, not @alert=danger he's the scottish one

 

He's gonna be Scottish...


in bed.

 

Go on and do it. It's like ripping a bandaid off.

 

Tonight, you can rename this thread: "The CoffeeEyes17 Getting Laid Post-Show"

 

it'll be ready as soon as we get confirmation

 

As a POC I say sleep with the racist.

 

Chris Hardwick will give a play by play recap

 

We need a telestrator

 

savage

 

wait what

 

Is CoffeeEyes lying or...no? I cannot tell if this is like a joke or what.

 

cant wait til next week til i have sex with nothing but vaporwave playing in the background

 

Has anyone used a French tickler? It's a condom with a sea urchin looking thing on the end. They come off too easily it's scary.

 

never heard of it but i google image searched it and this popped up

 

Was gonna go to the gym but I don't want to miss anything. Priorities.