(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 108

I really need to go to bed, but I don't want to miss anything...

 

Image what this thread is gonna be like next week when @stillbrazy gets laid for the first time in 4 years. we might crash the site.

 

It'll be bigger than Brand New

 

Brand New announces album title and preorder link, but no one here knows because Jake had sex and the site is down

 

Brand New is out. Sex is in.

 

If I get laid you all will never know

Because I'll be way too tempted to check this thread if you know

 

I think it's mutually understood with everyone in this thread that you have to share that if you haven't had sex in a while. and you'll get a thread name change to celebrate

 

Are you sure I have to

 

It's the honor system, but why would you want to miss out on all the excitement like we're having right now?

 

Provided it never leads to anyone feeling uncomfortable with the attention, this could be such a fun idea haha now I wanna go get laid just so I can have a celebratory thread title in my honor

 

Because I feel like I'd jinx it and because of the announcement it wouldn't happen

 

ill definitely be live updating my sexcapades

 

Clothes are off see you all on the other side

 

put your phone down you fucking monster

 

Although now I think I need to do it just so you have to copy my username into the title

 

Oh my god hahahaha I am laughing harder than I should be right now

 

OMG SERIOUSLY he's giving me anxiety! what are you doing man!?

 

I wonder what they are doing right now...

 

Who does she think you're talking to on your phone this whole time?

I will accept your answer post-coitus

 

licking each others butts

 

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K I'll stop now

 

ok kenneth is gone for good now its the jake is nervously pacing the room thinking of how to talk to his parents tonight thread

 

"hey guys, im having a friend come stay with me for a bit. and it's a woman. and she's already bought her plane ticket. soooo..." and then walk out of the room. the ball will be in their court

 

I can attest to this