(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 107

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yeah but when you're by yourself you don't have a naked person to distract you from the fact that you forgot a towel

 

She just said "Kenneth why are you on your phone so much?" So I might have to duck out for a bit ill let y'all know how it goes

 

excuse me

 

Have fun!!!

 

Give her one from all of us!

 

now I'm picturing you as Kenneth Parcell and this got even more interesting

 

Show her the thread

 

shower her in the thread

 

Maker her join Chorus, and get her in here.

 

ONE OF US

 

bro you gotta

 

Can't eat love, but can eat the booty :O

 

I can't think of any worse lady boner killer than her reading the last few pages of me airing out my awkward sexual laundry

Plus if she found out I'm queer she'd probably elect to have me lynched or shoot me because the south isn't kind to the LGBTQ community. Or really any community that isn't straight white Christians

 

WILL YOU GO HAVE SEX ALREADY JESUS

 

I love how this thread became the best place on Chorus within a day.

 

IM WORKING ON IT DYLAN THE MOOD HASNT BEEN SET YET AND I MAY OR MAY NOT BE STALLING

 

Our trivia team name is always I don't pull out but my couch does. Always gets the laughs.

 

For real though I've had this tweet ready for way too long

 

Get off your phone at least! Poor girl...

 

omg thread title

 

I've updated the thread title appropriately