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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 69

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. DarkHotline

    Stuck In Evil Mode For 31 Days Prestigious

    I remember when in the old thread, we'd change the title in honor for those who are getting laid at the time.
     
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  2. sophos34

    Prestigious Supporter

    I never did get my title change
     
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  3. Dominick

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  4. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Is that squirrel tiny, or is that peanut gigantic?
     
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  5. AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    Never got my title change either come to think of it.
     
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  6. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    I deserve one for the Sorento I recently had
     
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  7. The_Effort

    Regular Supporter

    Title changes went away wth the new thread I think.

    It appears as though the magic may have as well, since in the old thread everyone was sexin and wowin all over the god damn place and now it seems we all get in here to talk about how lonely we are and remind one another how to spell squirrel. (Ftr, I second Dustin's statement re:companionship)
     
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  8. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    there was Magic the Gathering as well as Wow? JFC y'all are pevs
     
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  9. The_Effort

    Regular Supporter

    Magic: The Gathering of Mutually Consenting Legal Adults (for sex stuff)
     
  10. aranea

    Trusted Prestigious

    it was actually
     
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  11. Borat 2: Vengeance

    The Pitbull of Chorus.fm Prestigious

    for real is that what WoW stands for
     
  12. aranea

    Trusted Prestigious

    what are ya'll talking about! :tear: and i see other mods liking these posts/lurking y'all can change it if you want haha
     
  13. AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

  14. DeviantRogue

    Take arms, it'll all blow over Prestigious

    whatever happened to rebecca black?

    Did she make songs for any other days of the week?
     
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  15. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    No she's still YouTube / social media famous though

    Also she got too much flack, Friday is a jam
     
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  16. DeviantRogue

    Take arms, it'll all blow over Prestigious

    Sometimes you just wanna get down, sometimes you need to get down.
     
  17. Your Milkshake

    Prestigious Prestigious

    I was wondering that just the other day

    gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal
     
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  18. Cgarnsay

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    So I am a bigger guy, clocking in at 270lbs. My fiance is a bigger girl too, but damn, she is beyond beautiful. We have been off and on for nearly four years, and now things have hit a point of 've don't want to be away from each other because the magic is still there'...

    So with that said has anyone seen the episode of family guy portraying 'fat' sex... We hadn't had the chance to be truly intimate in a while, but I just woke up to her kissing me so gently and passionately, saying that she loves me and brushing her hand across my ear and neck... back to the family guy episode... 'Fat' is greater than the rest, I have been with all types of girls, but this was just by far something amazing.

    Sorry just had to tell someone, I am happy I have such an amazing partner.
     
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  19. St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    you may have both.
     
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  20. I re-subscribed last night and subsequently stayed up until 2 am and now my body hates me
     
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  21. AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    I wish I hadn't lost my virginity at 18 in the back seat of my Jeep Liberty.
     
  22. Letterbomb31

    Trusted Prestigious

    I lost my virginity when I was 20 to a good friend. She didn't speak to me much afterwards, and now we don't speak at all, I must've been really embarrisngly bad lol
     
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  23. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    I lost mine to my daughter's mom. The dangers of being in too deep.
     
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  24. FTank

    Prestigious Prestigious

    16 in my attic lol
     
  25. sophos34

    Prestigious Supporter

    19 back seat of my car