(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 325

Go get some at a bar!

 

Can’t wait for my girlfriends parents to go back to New Jersey so I can get some.

 

I’m pure

 

Be vewy vewy quiet

 

I don’t rly feel like that’s for me, at this point.

I’m all anxious and shy so it takes a lot to be comfortable around someone and took me way too long of questioning why one night stands/casual sex made me feel crappy

 

One time I got a beej from my ex in the backseat of the car while her mom was driving and her mom’s friend was in the passenger seat. Then I went down on her to cumpletion. Just pretended I layin my head on the pillow on her lap. Talk about a trip. Anything is possible if ya put ur mind to it @DickyCullz

 

Quick someone invent door dash for sex

 

That’s sorta tinder

 

you and Tonin really are tethered

 

Someone from tinder has brought food over??

 

probably at some point
at least in a way

 

True, like some a**

 

I certainly hope so cause that’d be tight

 

shut up

 

there is no way they didn't know.

 

They didn’t know brah. Her mom is totally the type of person to have brought it up to her later in a joking matter. Nevah mentioned it.

Stealth lvl 100

 

Alright solid snake

 

skills that killz there @Dog with a Blog

 

Sorry @Dog with a Blog but that sounds like you and the girl were just both bad at pleasuring each other if they didn’t know lmao

 

OR!!!

maybe you’ve lived a sheltered life where you’ve never had to be discreet/sneaky with yr sexy times.

 

Dogs are not stealthy. They knew what was up.

 

Wow do not throw shade at my son like that, Jones

 

Please don’t be rude please

 

We in the backseat like