(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 322

One time I asked a chick for help finding a size at VS and then turned around and realized she didn't work there.


on the embarrassment scale its just under calling someone sir and then realizing she's just got short hair

 

Oh fuck, no no no haha. I meant the ad. Sorry should have been clearer!!

 

Loool I’m over here side eye judging you and you’re just like oblivious

 

It did make me pause for a second this morning haha

 

I don't really think this is the same as the harmfulness of misgendering someone but okay

 

Girl don’t even bother they’re trolling all the threads right now.

 

The internet has really been a hell of a place for you today huh?

 

Lmfaoooo
Honestly, this.

 

I have changed my status for future readers of the forum to avoid confusion

 

If I’m shopping and my SO wants to go into Victoria secret, I just say I’m going to go grab a coffee lol

 

Why?

 

Thanks Big Mike for being the voice of reason

 

because i know she will be leisurely shopping in there, and myself personally i get what i need shopping in as little time as possible, otherwise i get antsy and anxious in stores. so i figure if im out of the way while she shops i won't be a nuisance.

don't try and spin this any other way please, it strictly just comes down to me not being a fan of shopping for extended periods of time.

 

Plus why ruin the surprise

 

y U sO aFrAiD oF iNtImAcY cLoUd

 

I’m not gonna try to spin it. I was just genuinely curious. I know a lot of guys who do that and I never knew why. My girlfriend always tells me how appreciative she is that I “suffer” through shopping for makeup or clothes with her. But yeah, if it’s a shopping/people/anxiety thing that’s totally legit. Was just curious.

 

Sorry if I got a bit defensive! But yeah if she wants input on anything she generally lets me know.

 

No worries!

 

God I hate shopping so much, and that’s just for myself

 

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congrats on your worst post yet ken

 

I have a headache now

 

Phew

 

I definitely took the time out of my day to try and decipher that post and I have no idea what that says about me.

 

My account was, uh, hacked