(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 277

"Everybody Fucks" is the name of my patented children's book about The Birds and The Bees.

 

Wait, you know a patent lawyer? @Kingjohn_654 you gotta hear this

 

Yeah!
Mr. Dr. Serotonin, R.S., Esquire

 

Is that a lawyer for parents or a lawyer with kids

 

Lol, god dammit!

 

You're thinkin' of a parent-in-law, AKA a person who has a legal affinity with another by being the parent of the other's spouse.

 

Not full penetration just a wee bit

 

Tip of the mornin’ to ya!

 

Nice

 

NICE

 

Any expectations for tonight?

 

based on your avatar u must do a lot of... swinging

 

Bad joke aside, my in-laws do/did and now they're going through a nasty divorce because he started seeing one of the girls privately on the side. It's a shit show disaster. Would not recommend.

 

damn colorlesscliche just iced me into the tundra, probably rightfully so

but yeah I would be very cautious if I got into that lifestyle ever, that sucks about your inlaws

 

Haha no no! It wasn’t intended to come out that way.

But it was a bad joke. :)

 

I liked it

 

Also know a couple who were happily married for 10 years then they started an open marriage for the last 10 and now have brought in both of their new spouses to live in their new, giant house and have never been happier. So, it can also be a net positive.

 

That concept is so strange to me, glad it worked for them though.

 

Yeah that's gotta be rare right?

 

It’s not something I could do but I’ve never seen a more trusting and open and loving set of couples. And their children are exposed to a ton of open minded philosophies on love and trust that I think would be beneficial to everyone to experience.

 

No they have an entire polyamorous community that have retreats and nearly all the couples have been together 10+ years. Like, it’s odd because it’s not the norm but it’s not a rare occurance. It’s amazing to witness.

 

How in the world did you know your in-laws were into swinging, @colorlesscliche? Haha