(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 259

hey i coulda fucked just last night if I wanted to!

or been kidnapped or pegged

 

yo i had sex this morning. and last night.

/thread

 

also i'm eating an Ike's sandwich right now, to keep both topics going

 

Yeah don't change the subject dicky

 

having only been in the states for a year i've never been to or heard of half of these places. they all look pretty shitty tbh. mcdonalds for life

and coke over pepsi any day of the week @supernovagirl you crazy

 

Wait so this guy has a yt channel where he just films himself being hurt by a bunch of different animals? Just because?

Anyway, my favorite part was when he was all “now you look at this insect, and you say to yourself: tarantula-hawk, well it’s not a tarantula, and it’s not a hawk”

 

Well Mountain Dew is like the only soda I like so lol

Told you guys. Certified Florida trash here. Sometimes I’m such a stereotype. Like wow shocking the fat girl loves junk food and mt dew and terrible unhealthy restaurants lol

 

Hes a self started nature show host whos pretty knowledgable and puts out some all around good stuff. A part of the show when it started was “what do I do and what should I know if Im out in the wilderness alone and get stung by X”. Its actually pretty great. And now he embraced that head on with some vids that deal completely with that lol. He has one where he gets stung by every scorpion in Arizona. Very entertaining.

 

just pour your Mountain Dew in a decoy Coke can!

 

Oh I’m sure it’s good. By the end of the video I was all-in on getting bit by the bullet ant or whatever it is next. might have to find the scorpion one haha

But also he says in the beginning that part of what he wants is for us to walk away from the videos with a respect for the damage the animals can cause.
Which is great, but I hope for his sake someone lets him know that we already respect alligators and shit he doesn’t have to stick his arm in ones mouth for us to know that shit would hurt.

 

I read this in Donald Trumps voice and I'm sorry for that.

 

Also, sorry to pile on @supernovagirl but Applebees is awful. My parents take myself or my siblings out to Applebees for our birthdays still and I only get a caesar salad and even then it's mediocre. They refuse to take us anywhere else. It's ridiculous.

 

I’m going to make a final statement that the applebees near all of you are just not good. Clearly that’s the issue. Obviously.

 

What a Mike take.

 

He stuck his arm clad in chainmill in an aligator turtles mouth lol

 

I think the proper assessment is that Applebee’s is clearly just the best Florida has to offer

 

*Pushes pizza box laptop away from him on a desk made of legos*

"Well actually, Mike, Applebees was founded as the Applebees Rx Edibles and Elixirs in 1980, thus being nearly four-decades old it cannot, by rule, be bad. I don't understand why you would do this. Something that's been around a long time is automatically good."

 

I really....I can’t..rly..argue this.

 

I was gonna SAY i like their potato skins

 

Mountain Dew and Code Red are top tier coke

 

You would like potatoes from the trash if they were covered in a cheese of some sort.

 

STOP IT


Naples and Miami, as well as Tampa, have some really great restaurants.

 

Yeah, because potatoes are great?

 

Where in tampa?!

And although it’s true that Tampa and st Pete have ok restaurants those are like 40 min from me so it’s not like I’m driving that far to get a meal usually. I’m stuck with suburb options and some random good locals thrown in

 

You Stan for Baja Blast it's not much different than those