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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 142

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    Back to the point at hand, was that not the most awkward thing ever? How on earth do you gracefully close out that situation??
     
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  2. AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    I just said you gotta go and bff basically drug him out by the ear.
     
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  3. AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    I dunno, it was more of a bar setting not a nightclub but either way it was weird. Besides being drunk it just didn't occur to me bc I assumed everyone was of age.
     
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  4. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    I don't think I could cope with how socially awkward that would be. :crylaugh:

    That being said, if I'd gone home with a 17 year old when I was 22 and didn't find that out until the morning after, I think I'd want to lay down and die.
     
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  5. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    It almost makes LESS sense to have an under 18'r in a bar setting. There's nothing to do but drink, haha. In a nightclub, at least you can pretend like everyone's there to dance.
     
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  6. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    He was there to sleep with Erin
     
  7. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

    Someone hasn't been to Florida.
     
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  8. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    Someone has been twice. ;-)

    I obviously didn't go to the right places. Or did?
     
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  9. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

    The panhandle is most certainly not the right place.
     
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  10. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    There is no right place in Florida
    Fine Disney World
     
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  11. dylan

    Prestigious Supporter

    Not if you're over the age of 12
     
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  12. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

    Destin's beach, All Saints Neighborhood in Tally, Ybor, Fest, and Ichtucknee are all pretty great.
     
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  13. AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    Never go to a foam party. I was and still will never go to one of those. That's fucking disgusting. I mean I'll make out with a stranger but you don't know what bodily fluids are in there.

    We had a talk the next morning about how close I came to havin sex with an underage guy and whether I could be arrested. 11am and I chugged some booze bc I was so stressed about how close I came to that mistake. But hey! What are friends for.

    Ya damn straight he was.

    There is this sexual aura around me that attracts the underage boys and the mega creeps.
     
  14. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    :crylaugh: I've been to like 3 HUGE foam parties and can confirm, they are in fact gross @AelNire
     
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  15. AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    It was all the rage back in my day. :crylaugh:
     
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  16. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Same :crylaugh:. That and DayGlo
     
  17. AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    DayGlo was super cool. I'd still do that. While we were waiting at a music festival this girl was going around painting faces and she did ours. My friend thought it would be cool to put glow stick stuff on our faces by flicking it to make a splatter look. She didn't know my sister wasn't paying attention and had her eyes open. She was screaming you blinded me!! Cried so hard that she cried the toxic stuff out before the next act lmao. It's hilarious not but was scary then.
     
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  18. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Oh shit :crylaugh:. I don't think the stuff we had was toxic...at least I hope not. EVERYONE broke them and flailed them around at friends, strangers, whoever while blackout drunk. It was a fun mess.
     
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  19. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    Aren't you legally ok as long as the other person is over age of consent? In most states that's 16 or 17

    OBVIOUSLY not defending sleeping with minors at all, lol
     
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  20. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    I have an irrational fear when sexting that the text is going to go to the wrong contact and I'll have sent something gross to my mom or something
     
  21. AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    I'm terrible at sexting. Like REALLLYYYYY bad at it.
     
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  22. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    I'm not crazy about it but the gf does it at least once a day when we're not together
     
  23. dylan

    Prestigious Supporter

    HOLD THE PHONE (get it????)


















    when did it become official?
     
  24. bigmike

    Trusted Prestigious

    Under 21 people in a bar suck. I work at a brewery and used to bartend there and anyone under 21 is just taking up a seat that could be used by a paying customer. We have cans of pop but that's it, otherwise there's a food truck outside, so if they're not drinking beer, they're actively taking money out of the bartender's pockets.
     
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  25. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    It isn't official but we're using bf/gf now. I don't get it either