(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 141

Sweet, sex and a snack!

 

Same. I like the idea of public fucking in theory but am too anxious and paranoid about getting caught so I'll stick with videos online.

 

Just kick em out. No refund. Not much else to do.


I don't work for a chain. It's an independent Art Deco theatre built in 1932. It's a really rad spot, but I'm moving in a couple weeks and I'm gonna miss it.

 

I have a picture form the other day where a guest decides to throw up in not one, but two of our drinking fountains. The next day I came in to find a sink full of puke. A sink. Which is right next to a toilet.

 

I mean theaters are putting in reclining chairs and what not, it's like they are almost trying to make it easier to do it in.

 

Blasting some Power Trip so I don't have to hear my neighbor's banging... Plus their new album is dope af.

 

Would she go down on you in a theater

 

Hmm due to radio editing I always thought the lyric was "would she go fuck you in a theater"

I also heard "cross I bear" as "cross-eyed bear" until I looked it up just now

 

What in the actual fuck, Dylan

 

T-5 uses for that gel to become covered in dust and dirt and the whole bit is disgusting and ruined

 

what? no good?

 

It hurts

 

I ordered 5

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LETPP3W/?tag=absolutepunk-20

 

One time my fiance and I were living apart. She was sixty miles away, and we hadn't seen each other in a few weeks. One night I told her I was going to come see her at her lunch. I did, but her boss showed up... her boss told her to take a longer lunch because we hadn't seen each other in a while. So we got lunch for her (at 2am, she worked nights) and parked in a church parking lot. We ended up testing how good the shocks were in my van for about an hour.

It was amazing.

 

Praise be

 

Hahaha I always tell her we need to go to church after its been a while now.

 

Surprised you lasted that long haha

 

theres this bar that does a pint night close to a college. my ex and i took a walk on campus after drinking. it was summer so not very populated and we went into one of the buildings and had sex in the handicap stall and we ROLLED a fucking computer chair in there cause it was in the hallway. worst part though is i took my phone out of my front pocket and put it down. i left it there and we go back to bar to close out tab and i was like oh shit, my phone. so we go back and the building was LOCKED. i went back in the morning and it was gone. RIP old phone from sex. i dont think i could do it in a movie theatre though. way too risky imo. somewhere closed off in some way makes it a bit more easier.

 

So.

Backstory: We were on Spring Break in 2008 at Panama City Beach. Me and BFF were 22 and everyone else was older than us. Let me set the stage, we went dirt cheap on the rooms bc we figured we would just be in there to sleep king size was for bff and her boyfriend. My bed was a bunk bed in a fucking closet.

So we had something we called Turtle drank bc it was green. I didn't know there was everclear and moonshine in it. We prob came close to dying.

So we went to this bar and I'm getting my groove on. We got this picture.



So look at the right hand corner. That is an under 18 X. We were making out and what not, I took this dude up to my room expecting to get my thang on and I'm the ONLY one who didn't know bc I was WASTED.

My bff burst in the room and was like DO NOT FUCK HIM HE's under 18.

 

Why are under 18s allowed into late night bars?

 

Money

 

That being said it’s a pay off between audience and technical legality. Under 18s detract older users but if the demographic can outweigh that then it’s worth. That’s why you will see more under 18s in smaller towns than cities.

 

I've never heard of an under 18 club before. The under 21's are shitty enough.

 

I was thinking of under 21s actually my bad, idek why. But ya I don’t know of under 18s jk. Lots of under 21s though