(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 119

I'm laughing so hard rn. It's exactly what I expected but still hilarious.

 

In the car

 

masturbating on your way to work doesn't count, Chase.

 

Pshh I don't work on Saturday

 

but seriously tho: congrats on the intercourse

 

Pull out the nozzle right before it's filled to avoid drippage.











Yes yes I'm talking about how to properly fuel your car.

 

One time I went on a road trip with my then gf, her mom, and her mom's friend. Her mom was driving and her mom's friend in the front passenger seat. We were in the backseat and she put a pillow on my lap and pretended to sleep but she went down on me so, that was risky fun. I've never been able to successfully have sex in a car though. I drove a super small VW Jetta and it was just way too cramped. Received road head multiple times but even that was pretty difficult cause I drove a stick shift...many a stop sign were ignored.

 

I also had a stick shift Jetta ayyyyy. Had that thing from '09 until it bit the dust last Summer. Great car and yes, did receive road head in on a few occasions.

 

Such a fun car. That thing was so much faster than it looked. I had mine from 2010-2016. RIP. It was a '97 though so that's not too bad.

 

My high school sweetheart and I used to bang out in my 02 pontiac sunfire coupe. I'm 6'3 so it was no easy accomplishment.

 

We were parked near a store called "beef jerky outlet"

 

That's the most Texas thing ever

 

That is some serious skill man

 

Too bad I don't drive a pickup

 

Mine was a '00 so you got three more years than me. Mine smelled liked straight up crayons which people got a real kick out of.

 

This definitely is a thing. My buddy's was an 03 and we called it the crayon car.

 

Lmao that's hilarious. I want a crayon car. The starter of mine was busted so instead of fixing it I had it MacGuyvered so I could start it by holding down a button haha. Good times.

the sex and WoW (and cars) thread

 

In high school my gf and I used to drive down to the fishing spot behind the baseball fields and go at it in my '91 dodge dynasty. Have a bench seat in the front row had many benefits

 

Hahaha amazing. Yes everyone either called it the crayon car or the VW Crayola.

 

Class. also, if you havent had sex at a whataburger parking lot then what are you even doing with your life as a texan, amirite?

 

I guess "In-N-Out" would have been too on the nose

 

i hate but also love this.

 

Damn. There is more work to be done. I guess I have plans for next weekend

 

I guess Shake Shack would be more of a solo thing

 

actually im gonna have sex at chik fil a parking lot cause 1. its chik fil a and theyd hate that and 2. they always saying my pleasure. hell yeah it will be my pleasure.

ok im done.