(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 114

whatavirgin

 

I lost my virginity to Pride & Prejudice in 2006. Who does that?

 

Three friends and I got pulled over driving down the highway to get to a concert one time, and the first thing the cop said when the driver rolled the window down was, "You guys having a couple roadies?" None of us knew what she meant, and now I'm even more unsure

 

tonight's a possibility.

 

Checking in for the first time in months

 

So...

 

mission accomplished. was an interesting night. my friend's gf pissed his roomate's bed and I think I got more joy out of hearing that than getting laid.

 

Jesus

 

you wanna make like a cucumber and come over is a solid pickup line....and by solid, absolute garbage in the best way.

 

amazing

 

Chorus.xxx

 

Okay so we got the bees...where're the birds?

 

I saw two flamingoes going at it at the zoo on Saturday. Does that count?

 

Haha I saw two horses fuckin on the beach yesterday

 

I saw a couple of giraffes getting it on a few months ago.

 

finally a dirty video me and my girl can watch together to get the mood right

 

I thought that's what W*W was for

 

thats for my alone time

 

Always assumed that's what you jerk off to

 

whoa whoa whoa. That's private.

 

"for holding bamboo stalks" right