People from the A1 Thread Who Honestly Suck • Page 1320

*sports fan for a second*

That’s my quarterback

 

if only he had a device where he could keep up with the game the entire time he was eating

 

Boomer? I hardly know her!!

 

his team might lose if he doesnt watch.

 

those devices don’t exist apparently

I remember when I used to think that then I realized sports are fake so it doesn’t matter if I watch or not

 

Watching sports is stupid. I’d rather waste my 20s on a forum where I only like a couple threads.

 

I mean, you can do both. the latter barely takes time lol

 

I still watch the occasional basketball game and whenever I'm visiting my parents for holidays, my dad likes to say that the outcome is already decided and they don't start playing til the 4th quarter, because he knows it annoys the shit out of me.

 

the main one which is everyone being constantly horny and dunking on each other

 

horny?

 

Oh my

 

At least we don’t stab each other cause of a ball

 

I don't remember any stabbing.

 

keep going

 

Giants fan cleared in Dodger fan’s fatal stabbing; DA accepts self-defense claim – The Mercury News
Red Sox fan stabbed five times in fight with Dodgers fans after World Series Game 5

 

Hmm, well gotta stand your ground.

 

keep going

 

imagine if we flipped over cars every time blink put out a bad album

 

GM laid off too many employees for that to happen

 

Sports fans have been beating each other up/stabbing/shooting each other for years for supporting the “wrong” team