Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 35

Def saw that in theaters with @michael_gatto. Most likely at midnight. Couldn’t tell you what happens

 

All I remember is Abe throws a horse at a vampire. But I probably fell asleep during it and Hated it.

 

I saw this garbage in theaters with my mom who absolutely loved it.

 

I’m sorry

 

it's totally a mom movie

 

All respect to DeNiro. Guy flips from truly iconic roles and straight up cash grabs like no one else.

 

You could make a huge list just from Oscar nominees.

 

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is a movie that I've never seen, but the concept is so ridiculous that it's stuck with me nonetheless.

 

I loved the Abe Lincoln vampire hunter book, heard to movie sucked ass tho

 

Same spirit as Abe

 

same author!

 

Yeah I mean I don't know how you fuck up that movie concept but I remember being very disappointed with the Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter adaptation. Idek if I finished it tbh

 

On the flip side of Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter. I saw Pride and Prejudice and zombies in an empty theater and had a good time with it.

 

I just watched this edited for TV and it’s bad and cliche and...I was entertained lol

 

I'm embarrassed at the amount of these I've seen in theaters with next to no one else in attendance.

 

These are for @DrAlanGrant

 

Hey Eagle Eye was fun at the time.

I have no fuckin clue what Hereafter is about but I know we saw it

 

I probably loved Eagle Eye at the time, but the only thing I remember about it is Shia LaBeouf being in it.

I think there's a tsunami or some kind of flood in Hereafter? Beats me.

 

Heareafter is bad Eastwood. The best you can hope for these days is that it only happens every other film.

 

it depicted the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami

also bad Eastwood would have to be J. Edgar.

 

This thread is reminding me how I saw about 50+ movies in the year when moviepass was a thing and already I can only remember maybe 10 of them.

 

back in the 90s the height of outrageous talk show host

 

Man, putting Meet... Wally... Sparks...? in here smh. Dangerfield gets no respect!



(this is a (bad/great) joke. I’ve never heard of that movie but just had to say he “gets no respect!” as that’s almost all I know him for lol

 

His character in Caddyshack is a classic