Movies That Didn’t Actually Happen • Page 22

I only know Richard Grieco from A Night at the Roxbury.

 

I LOVED this movie as a kid and watched it whenever it came across HBO or whatever, haha.

 

the biggest distinction would be this thread is movies that “Didn’t Happen,” while Blanks Check’s “Don’t Exist”

 

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Tenet

 

This ain't real

 

I won’t stand for this!!

 

Most of Tom Hanks' 80s career feels like it didn't happen

 

We all love Joe and The Volcano, right?

...right?

..guys?

 

Does the horror movie Jack Frost count for this thread?

 

Hey man, give Michael Keaton a break. We've all made mistakes.

 

Not sure if this or Club Dread belongs in this thread more.

 

My man is talking about being “of consenting age” and going to “Cabarets” to see burlesque women...it really does make so much sense now. All of that feels like what an innocent to the world Mormon might think going to the big city to get over your ex girlfriend is like lol

 

Joe Versus the Volcano is legitimately a classic.

 

Beverley Hills Ninja is super well known, but I have never even heard of Almost Heroes.

 

I've definitely caught parts of Almost Heroes on cable.

 

Almost Heroes is amazing. I love it.

 

Beverly Hills Ninja is good. Almost heroes is bad.

 

Speaking of the Michael Keaton Jack Frost, I came across this article recently, for some reason now completely unbeknownst to me, about how Jack Frost was originally supposed to be played by George Clooney. Because of this, they modeled the animatronic puppet to look like George Clooney. Then Clooney dropped out and Keaton stepped in. Since the thing was so expensive and they were in too deep, they just altered the eyebrows a bit to try to match Keaton and thus it became this weird Clooney/Keaton Snowman hybrid and now that’s all I can see and I felt the need to share with this thread.