Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 774

Or a boy that was once a Chihuahua.

 

If I was a boyyyyyyy,
I'd trade in my pawwwsss.
And all my chew toyyyssss,
For real human problems.

 

this post made me google "toe in nose"

enjoy

 

Or wipe their asses, or scratch their butts, or touch doorknobs and hand rails. If someone got home after a long day in the city and told me I had to suck on their toes or their fingers, I mean, I wouldn't want to either. But I'd imagine that their feet would be exposed to less germs.

 

The Chihuahua Who Became A Boy is my favorite Manchester Orchestra song

 

Yes, except when someone steps in doo-doo.

 

I have the lyrics tattooed on my rib cage.

 

Or ****** **** either

 

is that eat mayo?

 

I'm sure someone's done that with their feet.

 

every issue i take up is an important issue

 

I've done it with my hands

 

delete this

 

there's a glitch in the chorus matrix

 

No, but seriously, mayo is so good. It's great to dip my toes in a fresh jar before I go out all day to a slew of professional meetings in my flip flops.

 

business caj at work

nice

 

No doubt. People seem to vibe with mayo toes. Idk what it is.

 

Was this you too? You sick ****!

Man arrested for masturbating with mayonnaise at Walmart..

 

Absolutely not.

 

Is it still nepotism if its dead animals?

 

louis ck fans amirite

 

I’m at the gym now and I’ve never sent Cam a snap before. We all know what’s about to happen

 

make sure there's a bitmoji included