Look WhA1 You Made Me Do [Archived] • Page 252

what the fuck dude

 

What do y'all first message to a Tinder profile that gives you no bio and only generic selfie type pics? You can't come up with anything clever off of that. This ones my type though superficially. She does have one pic with an old Pokémon game boy bag though.

 

appreciate it. it's unlisted, so you can't see it, but this is a sequel to a video I made to Dylan's mustard pizza challenge. not sure if you saw that one

 

i just don't message first usually lol, and if that means no conversation...so be it haha

 

Nah link it!

 

Shit. I'm not quite that good I don't think lol

 

@Bloodsucker II your face was great though

 

Oh, you misunderstand, it doesn't yield a lot of results lol, most people just unmatch haha. But I am SO BAD at sending the first message so I just don't usually.

This is @dylan 's forte

 

idk "I noticed your pokemon bag but I'm hoping I'm the only catch you'll need"

 

"
What's the story Wishbone?
What's this you're dreaming of?
Such big imagination on such a little pup.
What's the story Wishbone?"

 

yo @Henry

 

I just put on Lawnmower Man and wtf. Should I persevere or no?

 

"Do you butter your Pop-Tarts? Because I do."

 

Ask her if she puts mayo in her cakes and then reiterate it’s not a euphemism.

 

Pierce Brosnan is hot af in this

 

I said a couple things and then ended with "wanna trade pokemons?". Is that a euphemism....idk

 

How old are you 80?!

 

Dude just told a bartender at this brewery the “why’d the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken” joke so you can lead with that

 

Cornbread is a national treasure of Texas. Really underrated stuff we're talking here

 

Can y'all imagine how great a group of wingmen this thread would be together?

 

Hank Schraders in this shit too lmao

 

I LOVE this.

 

Ftfy

 

Dude next to me at the bar is uncomfortable that we are sitting and drinking and not talking so he just shouts I GUESS THIS IS THE CREEPY GUY PART OF THE BAR PARTY OF TWO and laughs and acknowledges that him and I are on our phones not talking so my Sunday is going well thanks for asking.

 

but i cannot eat cornbread, so who cares about what I can dip it in.