Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 899

Had a dream that my assignment in class was to take shrooms and I’m pretty sure I was sitting next to @dadbolt .

 

today I found out just how unapologetically petty I am

and this is it...

if you're not following me back on Instagram then I'm unfollowing your dumb ass and that is that

had to do that to at least one person in this thread today (seriously - tisk fucking tisk motherfucker and now I kinda think you might just be fake to me all the time) it's just common courtesy and if you can't do that then fuck you and your black and white photo of a petunia

also: sorry, James. I didn't know I wasn't following you but I fixed that

 

you would still find a way to avoid doing that assignment

 

I’m so damn tired and I gotta go to Houston for an interview right now I wanna sleep

 

let’s make that dream a reality

 

Really fun to need coffee before a morning brunch shift and then it’s so fuckin busy that you can’t go pee for 3 hours

 

Almost off though. 2 more hours.

 

are you gonna work for Beyonce?

 

Yeah backup dancer no big deal

 

"tact is the art of saying nothing when there's nothing to say." - Fiona Apple

what an absolute genius

 

look at you go

 

it’s my day off and I’m being lazy when I have stuff to do

 

that's exactly what it's all about tho

 

Is this a Bruno Mars song?

 

Name names coward

 

@CobraKidJon @ComedownMachine @Dog with a Blog @dadbolt @GrantCloud

 

yes

STUFF tho

 

my friend sent me a picture of his burrito he is having at some place in la and he is like ITS SO GOOD and I’m like that looks like garbage

 

@dylan why are you in front of my house????

 

I’ll never understand it. As a kid, the worst part of playing video games was having to wait your turn and watch someone else play

 

I think I followed back everyone here on Twitter and if I didn't it's not you it's me

 

What’s ur gram Ian

 

I’ve had people from here unfollow me :(

 

I don't do drugs cloud, I also don't have an insta

 

lame af

I'm not gonna unfollow you tho, bud