Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 353

you're going to get killed here don't do that people have guns. you're most at risk in the target parking lot but still

 

Oh yeah i no longer do that haha. i did that when i was dumb and lived in tallahassee. now i'm dumb and don't live there.

 

Ian

 

I love Maya Rudolph

 

so what's everyone doing on this wonderful evening.

 

*borat voice* my wife!

 

I wanna know who chase is doing

 

yeah you guys better start talking cause i'm already drunk and otherwise i'm gonna start texting people and that's a bad idea.

 

jk, but seriously I'm always worried I'm accidentally gonna say an internet thing irl

 

hello Matthew how are you doing

 

The mental gymnastics that I have to go through to shift from thread talk to texting my mom are ridiculous.

 

i'm so glad i work at a place were people come to get drunk because sometimes i forget to filter myself from A1 to work and people will be like "can i get a pass?" and I'll be like "fuck yeah, son, lets do it" and thankfully they don't think anything of it.

 

i am doing alcohol, how are you doing

 

I'm doing seltzer

 

hard seltzer?

 

I just talked like myself at work. I’m going to miss my coworkers. I can’t really think of any job I could work at with that high amount of employees around my age

 

any restaurant

 

no I'm a boring

 

nerd.

 

eating a hot dog wrapped in a bunch of ham and a corn tortilla

 

@ComedownMachine after his last shift is over

 

gross

 

I feel like most retail but I don't want your soul destroyed anymore