Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 341

I ate dinner at like 4 pm and now I’m super hungry which sucks. I am being lazy and don’t want to find something to eat.

 

Ugggh same. Also I brushed my teeth already.

 

its worst for me because my dad likes to sleep in the living room so now I can’t even get food because he will get all angry.

 

Watched the first ep of Doom Patrol because I put the wrong episode of Swamp Thing on my thumb drive and didn't feel like spending the time swapping it out.

 

My buddy and I are at the bars but taking it easy okayyyy

 

Lmao. At the bar some milf and her friend asked if my friend and I wanted to go town another bar and get some drinks and we kissed and then she told me she has a kid who is 24 with a kid I just kissed a grandma

 

Ok we made out and now we are in another car getting food I guess

 

I had a tipsy woman who turned 50 today say I was cute twice when I greeted the table, and then at the end, directly said that I should "maybe" give her my number to go party with her and her friends later. Kinda cute just because she was trying very hard to feel young, and flirt like she did when she was young.

I had to just kinda figuratively "dab" and deflect that. I do sorta have a thing for 35-50 year old women (never actually dated someone outside my age group though). But she would have completely regretted that tomorrow, because I am not nearly as smooth / suave as I sometimes appear at work when I'm "on". It was funny seeing her friends look around like "uhhhh" when she asked for my number though hahaha. it was like, SLOW YOUR ROLL, SIS, LET'S NOT FLIRT UNDER 40

 

Had sex w grandma

 

I love the contrast between how I'm all, "more matured women" "outside my age group" trying to come correct and drunk James over here is just throwin out "milf" "grandma" hahaha.

 

She legit used the words, “I’m a grandma”

 

This version doesn't translate as well. hahaha

 

that's right

this was right

no I talked to one person for about 5 minutes all night and then her friends took her off to another bar

me + drunk + alone ≠ fun

 

Damn I’m hungover as hell

 

Sanchez alt confirmed

 

I hate to be narc, but we have to report this woman for bestiality now right?

 

Flakers suck!!!! Guess I'm not going to pride today lol

 

Also I'm really hungry for Jimmy John's

 

Y

 

Because JJs is better than Subway

 

I've never had it. Does it smell good like subway

 

This was a trap

I drank beers tho

Yes!

I would love to!

 

Don't eat at Jimmy John's

FACT CHECK: Is the Owner of Jimmy John's a Big-Game Hunter?

 

Oh shit... well that's fucking disgusting.