It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FXX) TV Show • Page 39

"Where'd you go to law school again?"
"....Well, I could ask you that very same question."
"I went to Harvard. How about you?"
"...........I plead the fifth."

 

Uhh, filibuster

 

The gang leaving his office that first time and him going "Jesus Christ..." sets the tone for their relationship so perfectly.

 

It does! That scene is one of the funniest moments of the series.

"I'll tell you what, you son of a bitch. I am very disappointed in you today, VERY upset with you! You tell her from me that I will be in touch with her somehow!

Yeah, tell her she's a bitch!!"

 

I just remembered that scene with Dennis exploding and yelling at Dee "I will cut you up into a million tiny pieces! I will put you into a box and place you in the freezer!"

 

Dennis has a ton of quality moments, especially when he rage quits. Almost every one of his best quotes has the word "bitch" in it somehow, and it's almost always directed at Dee.

 

YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH

 

haha my personal favorite. "Dee, you gangly, uncoordinated bitch. I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace."

 

One of my favorite, if not my favorite, Dennis calling Dee a bitch lines is in The ANTI-Social Network, when his delivery of the following line is so perfect I have to pause the episode every time.

"Hell, and look people are showing up to a bar that doesn't even have a sign, and serves only one old-timey disgusting drink that nobody likes. Goddamn I hate gin. Dee, y-y-you bitch."

The stutter at the end when it's like he's trying to think of something more clever to say but then just settles on "You bitch" is what really puts it over the top.

 

The whole golden god scene when Dennis is trying to sell his car, and the guy says its the perfect vehicle for his daugheter, may be my favorite Dennis freak out

 

That one is all-time.

 

hahaha my friends and I say that all the time for some reason. "...Starter car? This is a FINISHER car! A transporter of gods...the GOLDEN god!"

 

IAMUNTETHEREDANDMYRAGEKNOWSNOBOUUNDSS

 

My friends and I can speak for hours in Sunny quotes alone. We get strange looks

 

This might be my favorite Dennis exchange:

"We don't need a coupon. Frankly, I'm disappointed in you people. This is Gugino's. You're supposed to be the nicest restaurant in Philadelphia. Here I am, a regular, a full-paying customer, and I'm sat by the kitchen on the wobbliest chair in Philadelphia. You know, forced to eat dinner with this swarm of coupon-waving trash. This is crazy! You know what? Forget it, doesn't matter. Get me a pile of matches to sit on-- that'll be fine."

"Okay."

"No, wait, wait, wait. There's more. There's an old, short, fat man here. He's sat with his young sleeping partner. Bring them a glass of the house red from us."

"Of course. Although the table did just order cocktails, so maybe..."

"I don't need their entire life story. Just go get the wine."


The part about "coupon-waving trash" kills me every time.

 

I'm catching up on this show, was pretty far behind. Just got to The Gang Broke Dee, the one where she does her stand up with The Joke's On Dee punch line. Man.....I think that ending is the darkest I've seen so far. I love it.

 

Calling Charlie Frank's "young sleeping partner" is what always does it for me in that one haha

 

Still no Emmy nods.

 

Even in weak seasons, IASIP has put out better material that Modern Family in the last 6 years.

 

They got one Emmy nod for stunt coordination a few years back.

The Gang Turns Black should have earned them something

 

Yeah it's a travesty that they haven't ever gotten any nominations in Best Comedy Series, but they clapped back effectively enough so it's alright in a way. They're going to go down as one of the greatest comedy series of all time when it's all said and done and they don't need an award to signify that.

 

It's almost like that ep was their form of Emmy bate

 

Yeah, the episode "The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award" was such a perfect metaphor for the show and its lack of nominations.

 

Was it Charlie Work where a lot of the ep was done in one shot?

 

My favorite episode. I'm reading this on a call right now and I'm stifling laughter