Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 76

I wingstop. It's delicious.

 

plz come to KC and eat ribs with me

 

I play ncaa football 14 on my Xbox 360 and the bonding of Isaac on my laptop and that’s literally it. So nah, unfortunately.

 

I can't do chicken wings, I am far too lazy and I hate getting messy

 

I will go to KC but I won’t eat ribs.

 

why?

 

Ding ding ding. Any food I get messy eating I don’t eat.

 

you're in Denver now dumbass, too much weed there got to your brain

 

Mmm KC Masterpiece.

 

I don't remember what thread we were talking about dunkaroos in but

General Mills Crushed Kim Kardashian's Dunkaroo Dreams - Kim Kardashian Really Wants Dunkaroos to Come Back After Viral Tweet

 

Same

 

fair. fine. burnt ends sandwich with fries and a red cream soda from Arthury Bryan'ts it is and then over to KC Joes for a Z-man, then up to Q39 for some brisket and baked beans, and then to jackstack for some pulled pork and coleslaw.

 

god i miss kc bqq so fucking much

 

Z-man and jackstack?what kind of perverted shit

 

The fuck is a Z-Man, Jackstack and a Q39. Sounds like two jazz musicians touring in the 1940’s

 

“Please welcome to the stage z-man and jackstack!”

Crowd goes wild

“Before we start, this one is about the grind of that old Q39 highway. You know the one. Let’s get it.”

 

This is the equivalent of someone farting in class and then immediately shitting themselves to try and make people forget they farted in class but now you’re just thigh deep in your own bullshit

 

I didn't know you liked Applebee's

 

no one cares

 

z-man is one of the most famous kc bbq items ever. it's made at arguably the best kc bbq place, KC Joes (formerly Oklahoma Joes), which is located in a gas station in Kansas.


Jackstack is a KC bbq chain that is one of the best overall kc bbq places to eat at

 

enjoy your lightly seasoned, flavorless rubber tire bullshit that you all call "dry rub"

 

“One of Kansas City’s crowning achievements from Oklahoma Joe’s.”

Sums up missouri pretty well.

Edit: sums up Kansas too.

 

I do, it tastes great, especially since it's not Applebee's

 

well considering KC is considered one of the cradles of jazz...

 

he always gets their signature item, an apple filled with bees, even though he never orders it this one's on the house