Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 568

thats a good name but whatabout

Surely
Asprin
Sleeve
or
Thanos

 

going to name my kids after my favorite kind of cheese

Easy, Spray, Whiz, Shredded

 

I went into a bonsai store yesterday and there was the attractive and cool girl in there and she just wouldnt leave me alone talking to me playing with her hair and everything

but she reminded me sortof of the bow surfer guy like 30% with the way she talked. you could tell shes was a fan of drugs at some point in her life.

this is basically her talking about plants:

 

@angrycandy do you agree

 

No joke we thought about having my son Jack but nixed it when we thought about introducing ourselves to strangers.

"Hi I'm Colby and this is my son Jack"

 

That would've been so sick

 

I think it would have been too cheesy

 

Hi, this is my son Kraft Singles.

 

Yes

I support this. Both bc its a gr8 cheese and bc its gr8 name

 

This is my son Italian Blend

 

"Kraft Singles" is actually a dating website for cheese enthusiasts. A lotta people don't know that.

 

This is my son Cheese Sux

 

that woulda been bush league

 

Didn't even read this post, just saw the embedded video and clicked "Like"

 

that's an all time great video

 

That's actually me.

 

K

 

Nooooo, not Morgan Freeman, too!

 

not surprised in the slightest

didnt we already know he had an inappropriate relationship with an underaged girl that was part of his family ffs?

 

@lobstervegan I see you grinding on Ibotta, me too!!

 

Someone come see St. Vincent in Delaware with me tomorrow night. @sophos34 where you at?

 

hell yeah, if I remembered it existed more often id be making bank

 

Not all Denny’s, but the one I went to smelled like a creek

 

What’s the haps

 

Fuck the Habs